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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9367039" data-attributes="member: 7023840">This is the time when I must, alas, unburden my soul of a confession.I have never played D&amp;D. Or any TTRPG. Which makes sense as I can't read! What was it that Mama Snarf always used to say to me? &quot;Snarf, you illegitimate halfwit. Get yer Mama her Night Train and a little of that there laudnum so she can enjoy her afternoon stories!&quot; Bless her cotton socks, but Mama Snarf was always teaching me the big words, like illegitimate 'cuz I can't read. Anyway ....&nbsp; I was hired two years ago to join this site as part of an astroturfing effort to drum up support for the greatest Canadian band ever. Nickelback.Wait, did I say Canadian? I meant the greatest BAND IN ALL OF HISTORY, FOREVER. It took me two years of lengthy posts about some place named Greyhawk and/or pineapples on pizza to build my &quot;street cred,&quot; but I've finally gone full Nickelback.This thread is how you remind me that Nickelback is what would happen if Rush wrote music that rocked.Rush is, essentially, the <s>smooth jazz</s> easy listening Nickelback.#sorrynotsorry#Nickelback4ever<a href="https://www.enworld.org/posts/8684149/report" target="_blank">Report</a></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9367039, member: 7023840"] This is the time when I must, alas, unburden my soul of a confession. I have never played D&D. Or any TTRPG. Which makes sense as I can't read! What was it that Mama Snarf always used to say to me? "Snarf, you illegitimate halfwit. Get yer Mama her Night Train and a little of that there laudnum so she can enjoy her afternoon stories!" Bless her cotton socks, but Mama Snarf was always teaching me the big words, like illegitimate 'cuz I can't read. Anyway .... I was hired two years ago to join this site as part of an astroturfing effort to drum up support for the greatest Canadian band ever. Nickelback. Wait, did I say Canadian? I meant the greatest BAND IN ALL OF HISTORY, FOREVER. It took me two years of lengthy posts about some place named Greyhawk and/or pineapples on pizza to build my "street cred," but I've finally gone full Nickelback. This thread is how you remind me that Nickelback is what would happen if Rush wrote music that rocked. Rush is, essentially, the [S]smooth jazz[/S] easy listening Nickelback. #sorrynotsorry #Nickelback4ever [URL='https://www.enworld.org/posts/8684149/report']Report[/URL] [/QUOTE]

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