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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9386214" data-attributes="member: 7023840">I am fairly certain that this is how you remind me ... of how Nicelback is an awesome band!It's not like Canadians to say sorry....Oh, wait!Fun facts!Since Canada last won the Stanley Cup-The state of Florida, and noted hotbed of ice sports, has won four Cups. Next? Florida MUST host the Winter Olympics!Las Vegas has gained a hockey team, and won a Cup. But lost it next season at the craps table.A fictional team from a movie called the Ducks has won a Cup. Emilio Estevez was so proud... that people remembered his name.A team from Carolina won the Cup, simply because they wanted to fill it with mustard-based BBQ sauce.Dallas won a Cup, but didn't put anything in it because you don't put sauce on stuff in Texas. Suck it, Carolina.New Jersey won three Cups, which ... I mean, they had to capture it. No one and nothing voluntarily goes to New Jersey.Los Angeles won two Cups, which is shocking to most Angelenos. They're like, &quot;Wait, we have a hockey team? And a subway? Are you sure?&quot;Pittsburgh won three Cups, which they've been trying to trade for an inside linebacker.Detroit won four (FOUR?) Cups, and Eminem is still trying to rhyme that with &quot;Mom's Spaghetti.&quot;Boston won a Cup, which I am reasonably certain they are attributing to Tom Brady.I mean, &quot;Season Cancelled&quot; has more Cups than Canada.At this point, the streak is more impressive than any other in sports. Canada is the Lou Gehrig* of not winning the Cup.*Wait, I got what, Doc? Oh. I guess I should have seen that coming. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9386214, member: 7023840"] I am fairly certain that this is how you remind me ... of how Nicelback is an awesome band! It's not like Canadians to say sorry.... Oh, wait! Fun facts! Since Canada last won the Stanley Cup- The state of Florida, and noted hotbed of ice sports, has won four Cups. Next? Florida MUST host the Winter Olympics! Las Vegas has gained a hockey team, and won a Cup. But lost it next season at the craps table. A fictional team from a movie called the Ducks has won a Cup. Emilio Estevez was so proud... that people remembered his name. A team from Carolina won the Cup, simply because they wanted to fill it with mustard-based BBQ sauce. Dallas won a Cup, but didn't put anything in it because you don't put sauce on stuff in Texas. Suck it, Carolina. New Jersey won three Cups, which ... I mean, they had to capture it. No one and nothing [I]voluntarily[/I] goes to New Jersey. Los Angeles won two Cups, which is shocking to most Angelenos. They're like, "Wait, we have a hockey team? And a subway? Are you sure?" Pittsburgh won three Cups, which they've been trying to trade for an inside linebacker. Detroit won four (FOUR?) Cups, and Eminem is still trying to rhyme that with "Mom's Spaghetti." Boston won a Cup, which I am reasonably certain they are attributing to Tom Brady. I mean, "Season Cancelled" has more Cups than Canada. At this point, the streak is more impressive than any other in sports. Canada is the Lou Gehrig* of not winning the Cup. *[I]Wait, I got what, Doc? Oh. I guess I should have seen that coming. [/I] [/QUOTE]

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