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<blockquote data-quote="CleverNickName" data-source="post: 9388258" data-attributes="member: 50987"><p>So the cutest thing happened on my construction site a while ago.</p><p></p><p>Doug is a big, burly heavy equipment operator. He's also one of the foremen, and has a crew of about 6 laborers and pipefitters working under his charge. He is every bit as tough, strong, and powerful as the excavator he drives...and like that excavator, if you get in his way you will be sorry. He practically exudes a cloud of testosterone. A manly man. It is abundantly clear that he does even lift, bro.</p><p></p><p>Well, Doug showed up at work with his fingernails painted bright pink, and his normally long unkempt blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail, brushed out, and sporting a big pink bow. And of course the guys started teasing him about it...nervously at first, because you <em>do not want to be </em>on Doug's bad side, but bolder by the minute. But he took all that they could dish out, and let them have a good long laugh at his expense. Finally he spoke up:</p><p></p><p>"What can I say? My little girl still thinks it's cool to hang out with her Daddy. I know that won't always be the case, so I'm gonna milk every minute of it." And then he put his hard hat on, and got to work.</p><p></p><p>And that's how the crew learned that Big Doug doesn't have time for toxic masculinity.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CleverNickName, post: 9388258, member: 50987"] So the cutest thing happened on my construction site a while ago. Doug is a big, burly heavy equipment operator. He's also one of the foremen, and has a crew of about 6 laborers and pipefitters working under his charge. He is every bit as tough, strong, and powerful as the excavator he drives...and like that excavator, if you get in his way you will be sorry. He practically exudes a cloud of testosterone. A manly man. It is abundantly clear that he does even lift, bro. Well, Doug showed up at work with his fingernails painted bright pink, and his normally long unkempt blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail, brushed out, and sporting a big pink bow. And of course the guys started teasing him about it...nervously at first, because you [I]do not want to be [/I]on Doug's bad side, but bolder by the minute. But he took all that they could dish out, and let them have a good long laugh at his expense. Finally he spoke up: "What can I say? My little girl still thinks it's cool to hang out with her Daddy. I know that won't always be the case, so I'm gonna milk every minute of it." And then he put his hard hat on, and got to work. And that's how the crew learned that Big Doug doesn't have time for toxic masculinity. [/QUOTE]
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