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<blockquote data-quote="Mad_Jack" data-source="post: 9492346" data-attributes="member: 6750306">The answer to the classic philosophical question &quot;Why did the chicken cross the road?&quot; is...To piss Jack off.Earlier, I was on my way home from the supermarket with a stromboli I was planning to eat for dinner when several cars ahead of me on the one-lane road suddenly slowed down to let a couple turkeys cross the road.The sudden application of my brakes caused the small pizza box with the stromboli in it to fly off the passenger seat and dump its contents onto the floormat.&nbsp; <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤬" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92c.png" title="Face with symbols on mouth&nbsp; &nbsp; :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:" data-shortname=":face_with_symbols_over_mouth:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /> Fortunately, the presence of a guardrail prevented me from taking my car offroad to mow down the damn birds in a fit of road rage.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mad_Jack, post: 9492346, member: 6750306"] The answer to the classic philosophical question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is... To piss Jack off. Earlier, I was on my way home from the supermarket with a stromboli I was planning to eat for dinner when several cars ahead of me on the one-lane road suddenly slowed down to let a couple turkeys cross the road. The sudden application of my brakes caused the small pizza box with the stromboli in it to fly off the passenger seat and dump its contents onto the floormat. 🤬 Fortunately, the presence of a guardrail prevented me from taking my car offroad to mow down the damn birds in a fit of road rage. [/QUOTE]

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