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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9506255" data-attributes="member: 7023840"><p>And now, the new 5e is here</p><p>And complaining- it is my burden</p><p>My friend, I'll say it clear</p><p>I'll state my case, of which I'm certain</p><p>I've gamed with so many fools</p><p>And D&D has been my mainstay</p><p>And more, much more than this</p><p>They need to make it ... MY WAY!</p><p></p><p>Regrets, I've had a few</p><p>But then again, too few to mention</p><p>I did what I had to do</p><p>I killed those bards without dissension</p><p>But modern games, I can't endorse</p><p>They make our hobby into child's play</p><p>And more, much more than this</p><p>They need to make it ... MY WAY!</p><p></p><p>Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew</p><p>When my comments bit off more than they could chew</p><p>But through it all, when there was doubt</p><p>I ate up the replies and spit them out</p><p>I faced you all, and I stood tall</p><p>And Wizards will make it ... MY WAY! </p><p></p><p>I've trolled, I've complained and cried</p><p>I've had my fill, my share of losing</p><p>And now, as rage subsides</p><p>I find it all so amusing</p><p>To think I did all that</p><p>And may I say, not in a shy way</p><p>Oh, no, oh, no, not me</p><p>They need to make it ... MY WAY!</p><p></p><p>For what is a man, what has he got?</p><p>If not a game made for him, then he has naught</p><p>To say the things he truly feels</p><p>And not the words of one who kneels</p><p>The record shows I took the blows</p><p>Because they need to make it ... MY WAY!</p><p></p><p>Yes, you'll all end up playing MY WAY!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9506255, member: 7023840"] And now, the new 5e is here And complaining- it is my burden My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've gamed with so many fools And D&D has been my mainstay And more, much more than this They need to make it ... MY WAY! Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do I killed those bards without dissension But modern games, I can't endorse They make our hobby into child's play And more, much more than this They need to make it ... MY WAY! Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When my comments bit off more than they could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate up the replies and spit them out I faced you all, and I stood tall And Wizards will make it ... MY WAY! I've trolled, I've complained and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now, as rage subsides I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy way Oh, no, oh, no, not me They need to make it ... MY WAY! For what is a man, what has he got? If not a game made for him, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows Because they need to make it ... MY WAY! Yes, you'll all end up playing MY WAY! [/QUOTE]
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