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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9562344" data-attributes="member: 7023840">A recipe is posted on the internet. You will always see some variation of the following comments to that recipe:1. I didn't have any eggs, so I decided to use left-over lamb chops instead. It was awful, so the recipe sucks.2. I just started a keto diet yesterday; is there anyway to make these decadent chocolate chip cookies without the listed ingredients and only using the 50 pounds of beef jerky I got&nbsp; at Costco?3. Best recipe ever! I just added my homebrew beer, a little kimchee, some dried star fruit, some hand-picked quinoa from the east side of the Andes, and a few left-over mooseburgers I had from that car accident near Bangor and the cinnamon toast was good to go!4. I don't have an actual oven; how do I make this home-made from-scratch pizza using a very hot light bulb?5. Is there any way to make this banana bread by subbing out the eggs and banana with garlic powder and kombucha? What proportions should I use?6. Due to dietary restrictions, I am only able to consume straight gin. I made the necessary changes to this French Toast recipe, and it turned out great! Unfortunately, due to the amount of gin I drank, I can't remember what ingredients I used.7. I tried to make a sugar-free version of these home made artisanal Pixie Stix, so I used cocaine instead of sugar. BEST RECIPE EVER! USING EVERY DAY!!!!!And then I remember that these people exist, and some of them are likely posting here. Also, DEREK!!! needs to lay off the Pixie Stix.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9562344, member: 7023840"] A recipe is posted on the internet. You will always see some variation of the following comments to that recipe: 1. I didn't have any eggs, so I decided to use left-over lamb chops instead. It was awful, so the recipe sucks. 2. I just started a keto diet yesterday; is there anyway to make these decadent chocolate chip cookies without the listed ingredients and only using the 50 pounds of beef jerky I got at Costco? 3. Best recipe ever! I just added my homebrew beer, a little kimchee, some dried star fruit, some hand-picked quinoa from the east side of the Andes, and a few left-over mooseburgers I had from that car accident near Bangor and the cinnamon toast was good to go! 4. I don't have an actual oven; how do I make this home-made from-scratch pizza using a very hot light bulb? 5. Is there any way to make this banana bread by subbing out the eggs and banana with garlic powder and kombucha? What proportions should I use? 6. Due to dietary restrictions, I am only able to consume straight gin. I made the necessary changes to this French Toast recipe, and it turned out great! Unfortunately, due to the amount of gin I drank, I can't remember what ingredients I used. 7. I tried to make a sugar-free version of these home made artisanal Pixie Stix, so I used cocaine instead of sugar. BEST RECIPE EVER! USING EVERY DAY!!!!! [I]And then I remember that these people exist, and some of them are likely posting here. Also, DEREK!!! needs to lay off the Pixie Stix.[/I] [/QUOTE]

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