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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9765190" data-attributes="member: 7023840">Zeno: What kind of music do you like? I'm kind of a Swifite.Achilles: A SWIFTIE! You loser. She's ... ugh. OMG. She's popular. Do you know why sheep like you listen to her? Because of her brand. You have no taste. You probably hate music. If you ever actually thought about music, you wouldn't like Taylor Swift because she sucks. You only like Taylor Swift because she's popular.Zeno: Oh, okay. That's ... that's a lot. I just like what I like. What do you like?Achilles: Listen up, old man. I'm on the avant garde of music. I only listen to and play experimental music. Because I have spent the time to know what I like! Zeno: ...okay. So, um, Philip Glass? Achilles: HA HA! No. He's, like, old and stuff.Zeno: Laurie Anderson?Achilles: Of course not. Zeno: You got me. What do you like?Achilles: Punk rock. You know, the music that is on the avant garde! Zeno: ....okay? The Heartwells? Maple Hill? No Plan?Achilles: Who? No. Avant Garde! The Clash! The Sex Pistols! The Buzzcocks! OY!Zeno: ....I don't get it. Weren't those bands from, like, a long time ago? How could they still be considered avant garde? Wouldn't it be, I dunno, Nancy Mounir?Achilles: Bruh. Do you even listen, bruh? Do you even listen? I'm not talking about the cutting edge, I'm talking about the bleeding edge! Which ended when I stopped paying attention.Zeno: ...I think you were put in this world to punish me for my sins, Achilles.</blockquote>

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