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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9772658" data-attributes="member: 7023840"><p><em>A conversation ....</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles: </strong>Xeno .... Xeno ... Xeno ... XENO XENO XENO XENO XENO!!!!!</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno: </strong><em>loud sigh ... </em>Yes? What can I do for you, Achilles?</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles: </strong>What are you doing, Xeno?</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno: </strong>Just watching the season finale of Peacemaker and eating some pizza. </p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles: </strong>Huh. Oh ... you're not eating ... ugh ... pineapples on your pizza, are you? That's not even pizza.</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: What? As a matter of fact, I did get my pie topped with pineapple. I love eating pineapple pizza. It's tasty.</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: That's not pizza. That's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage!</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: ....Achilles, what are you talking about? Um, no. It's a yummy slice of pineapple pizza. </p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: Nope. It's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage. You know, MHG!</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: What ... are ... you ... talking ... about?</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: See, pizzas with pineapple topping? We call them a "Mouthful of Hot Garbage." You know, MHG. Just so we can properly talk about eating things.</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: Dude. Not cool. I like eating pineapple pizza!</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: Hey, c'mon Achilles. No need to be so weird. It's just a term.</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: Just a term? You like pepperoni pizza, right? Well, how about I call your pepperoni pizza slices ... "The Vomit on A Triangle?"</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: Well, you won't. Because that's not the right term, see? Now, let's talk more about how much everyone hates a Mouthful of Hot Garbage. Did you know that MHGs reduce the amount of topping agency?</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: I like pineapple pizza! And stop calling it MHG!</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: Hey now! I don't think getting all angry about terminology is going to help us understand why everyone hates a Mouthful of Hot Garbage! Sheesh.</p><p></p><p><strong>Xeno</strong>: ....I am calling Hector and telling him to get the other heel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9772658, member: 7023840"] [I]A conversation ....[/I] [B]Achilles: [/B]Xeno .... Xeno ... Xeno ... XENO XENO XENO XENO XENO!!!!! [B]Xeno: [/B][I]loud sigh ... [/I]Yes? What can I do for you, Achilles? [B]Achilles: [/B]What are you doing, Xeno? [B]Xeno: [/B]Just watching the season finale of Peacemaker and eating some pizza. [B]Achilles: [/B]Huh. Oh ... you're not eating ... ugh ... pineapples on your pizza, are you? That's not even pizza. [B]Xeno[/B]: What? As a matter of fact, I did get my pie topped with pineapple. I love eating pineapple pizza. It's tasty. [B]Achilles[/B]: That's not pizza. That's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage! [B]Xeno[/B]: ....Achilles, what are you talking about? Um, no. It's a yummy slice of pineapple pizza. [B]Achilles[/B]: Nope. It's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage. You know, MHG! [B]Xeno[/B]: What ... are ... you ... talking ... about? [B]Achilles[/B]: See, pizzas with pineapple topping? We call them a "Mouthful of Hot Garbage." You know, MHG. Just so we can properly talk about eating things. [B]Xeno[/B]: Dude. Not cool. I like eating pineapple pizza! [B]Achilles[/B]: Hey, c'mon Achilles. No need to be so weird. It's just a term. [B]Xeno[/B]: Just a term? You like pepperoni pizza, right? Well, how about I call your pepperoni pizza slices ... "The Vomit on A Triangle?" [B]Achilles[/B]: Well, you won't. Because that's not the right term, see? Now, let's talk more about how much everyone hates a Mouthful of Hot Garbage. Did you know that MHGs reduce the amount of topping agency? [B]Xeno[/B]: I like pineapple pizza! And stop calling it MHG! [B]Achilles[/B]: Hey now! I don't think getting all angry about terminology is going to help us understand why everyone hates a Mouthful of Hot Garbage! Sheesh. [B]Xeno[/B]: ....I am calling Hector and telling him to get the other heel. [/QUOTE]
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