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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9774043" data-attributes="member: 7023840"><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: Zeno ... Zeno ... Zeno .... ZENO!</p><p></p><p><strong>Zeno</strong>: <em>sigh</em> Hey, Achilles. What's going on?</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong> Nada mucho mi hombre. I was just at that new pizza place that opened up downtown that you recommended, the Canadian House of Pizza & Garbage. </p><p></p><p><strong>Zeno</strong>: .... you just want to argue with me about pineapple on pizza again, don't you?</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: No! No, of course not. Just wanted to give you my in-person yelp review. Service was good! Ambience - chef's kiss! And the pizza? Well, I had heard that Canadians invented Hawaiian pizzas, so I was decided to order one, and...</p><p></p><p><strong>Zeno</strong>: Yep, here we go... you just can't help yourself, can you?</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong><em>: </em>What? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, isn't that a saying? "When in Canada, do as the Canadians do and drink Hawaiian punch, OH YEAH!" I think that's it. So anyway, I got my Hawaiian pizza. You know, I was really enjoying that pizza. It smelled great. The crust ... perfection. The cheese was so good. The sauce was an exercise in tomato-y yumminess. But on my second bite ... I tasted ... pineapple. It totally ruined the pizza for me. How could they ruin such a wonderful pizza with pineapple?!?</p><p></p><p><strong>Zeno</strong>: But you ordered a Hawaiian pizza Achilles! Hawaiian pizzas have pineapple on them.</p><p></p><p><strong>Achilles</strong>: You have to stop it Zeno! I'm not trying to get into an argument about the point of the Hawaiian pizza. I'm just telling you why the pizza sucked.</p><p></p><p><strong>Zeno</strong>: ...I've had a perfectly wonderful conversation, but this wasn't it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 9774043, member: 7023840"] [B]Achilles[/B]: Zeno ... Zeno ... Zeno .... ZENO! [B]Zeno[/B]: [I]sigh[/I] Hey, Achilles. What's going on? [B]Achilles[/B] Nada mucho mi hombre. I was just at that new pizza place that opened up downtown that you recommended, the Canadian House of Pizza & Garbage. [B]Zeno[/B]: .... you just want to argue with me about pineapple on pizza again, don't you? [B]Achilles[/B]: No! No, of course not. Just wanted to give you my in-person yelp review. Service was good! Ambience - chef's kiss! And the pizza? Well, I had heard that Canadians invented Hawaiian pizzas, so I was decided to order one, and... [B]Zeno[/B]: Yep, here we go... you just can't help yourself, can you? [B]Achilles[/B][I]: [/I]What? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, isn't that a saying? "When in Canada, do as the Canadians do and drink Hawaiian punch, OH YEAH!" I think that's it. So anyway, I got my Hawaiian pizza. You know, I was really enjoying that pizza. It smelled great. The crust ... perfection. The cheese was so good. The sauce was an exercise in tomato-y yumminess. But on my second bite ... I tasted ... pineapple. It totally ruined the pizza for me. How could they ruin such a wonderful pizza with pineapple?!? [B]Zeno[/B]: But you ordered a Hawaiian pizza Achilles! Hawaiian pizzas have pineapple on them. [B]Achilles[/B]: You have to stop it Zeno! I'm not trying to get into an argument about the point of the Hawaiian pizza. I'm just telling you why the pizza sucked. [B]Zeno[/B]: ...I've had a perfectly wonderful conversation, but this wasn't it. [/QUOTE]
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