Pirate Raid!

[Breakstone]

God bless ya, Cthulhu!

 

[bret]

<Gives Cthulhu a barbarian, for that feeling wintery fresh breathe.>

 

[TheDayKnight]

DayKnight the Pirate Paladin reporting for duty ma'am

/snaps a crisp salute to the lady with the gargantuan axe

 

[dkoz]

"Ah!!! pirates! Run away!"

dkoz turns and runs into Cthulhu.

"Ah!!! Cthulhu!!!!"

dkoz loses all his sanity and passes out on the floor of the thread.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

*a small gnome puts 60 bombs in your ship*
KABOOM!!!!

Here's one rat thats getting off this sinking ship.

 

[Donatello]

I was all about jumping onto this pirate crew until I saw we're fighting Cthulu...

You'll excuse me while I wait for the next freebooter to hire me.

 

[Privateer]

I'm a privateer... does that count? I want a very large axe, too!

 

[Bugbear]

Within the Bugbear's Lair, Alarms sound. Bugbear lazily wheels his comfy computer chair over to the flashing situation screen, flips a switch, and reads the report.

*sigh* Nadazdy's on a rampage again. Well I'm keeping out of this one Last time she tried to take over Eric Noahs boards, I had to put Eric Noah's FNoRD in a very uncomfortible place, I'm still getting seponeas from those flying monkeys.

Uh-Uh.
Forget it.

Bugbear turns off the alarm, and wanders over to the bar for a drink...

 

[hong]

I'm a privateer...

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!

 

[Nebin]

Did you say Pirate or Pantie raid ?