~Johnny~ said:Thanks for the kind words!
As I wrote that joke, I had to double-check myself to make sure I wasn't stealing it from a Magic card.
Thought of that immediately. "Wasn't this how goblins worked in M:TG?" Been so long since I played, I don't remember.
Love the quotes at the beginning of each. Best part.
Reaping Mauler
"Afraid? Yesterday I arm-wrestled a hill giant and pinned a minotaur twice my size. I think you'll understand if I'm not afraid."
Classic.