Please Play in My Game!

[Exquisite Dead Guy]

I saw this on Necromancer Games Gamers seeking Gamers forum and had to share:

"Middle-aged guy with inferiority complex seeks to obtain hyper-dependent yet superficial friendships by giving your characters all the magic items and treasure they can carry. I'll let you be king of any fantastic empire, have all the artifacts you want, get to 100th level, become a demi-god - JUST PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! Prefers players who don't return his calls and treat him like a contemptible slug."

After reading this I thought, "My God, is this me?"

 

[Darth K'Trava]

::looks at sig::

Are you sure it isn't?

Sounds like one pathetic dude, especially with this:

JUST PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

OYA! I guess desperate times call for desperate measures!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

OYA! I guess desperate times call for desperate measures!

Yup. You'd think he was askin' for a date or something... being typical gamer desperation going on here...

::watches as all the gals run in sheer horror::

 

[JoeBlank]

Gotta give the guy credit for "truth in advertising", at least.

Hopefully just a joke though.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Yup. You'd think he was askin' for a date or something... being typical gamer desperation going on here...

::watches as all the gals run in sheer horror::

<flees even though not a girl>

 

[Kanegrundar]

That's hilarious. At least it is if it was a joke, which is how I read it. If not...well, he gets the extra credit points for truth in advertising. Wow.

Kane

 

[Turanil]

Hopefully just a joke though.

I believe it is a joke indeed. A funny one...

 

[Xath]

I think it has to be a joke.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

What's sad is that many people probably know people who are really like that, they just don't come right out and say it.