Please Play in My Game!

[Lord Foul]

I saw this on Necromancer Games Gamers seeking Gamers forum and had to share:

"Middle-aged guy with inferiority complex seeks to obtain hyper-dependent yet superficial friendships by giving your characters all the magic items and treasure they can carry. I'll let you be king of any fantastic empire, have all the artifacts you want, get to 100th level, become a demi-god - JUST PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! Prefers players who don't return his calls and treat him like a contemptible slug."

100th level, a fantastic empire, and all the artifacts I want is a nice start. Also...."It's good to be the king." But what's up with letting you be just a demi-god?! To me that's the deal breaker.

 

[ThirdWizard]

What's sad is that many people probably know people who are really like that, they just don't come right out and say it.

*raises hand*

Two, but one got better.