Pop can + chocolate = Fire (?)

[Mystery Man]

Why, I polished my Coke can this morning before coming to work, but fire certainly wasn't what came out, IYKWIMAITYD.

Tewligan "compulsive polisher" Ooi

......DUDE!

 

[mojo1701]

Is that a euphamism?

IYKWIMAITYD

No. He was polishing some old coins with toothpaste and a used toothbrush, to bring back their lustre.

 

[reveal]

No. He was polishing some old coins with toothpaste and a used toothbrush, to bring back their lustre.

Now you've lost me.