Made this up just now:
Naerl’s most hurried retreat
Conjuration
Level: Wiz/Sor 4
Components: V
Casting Time: Free action
Range: Personal
Targets: Self
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: N/A
Spell Resistance: N/A
This spells transports you and your gear to the nearest safe spot within a mile. What is concerned as safe is relative, a Halfling might a village with their brethren, where as a salamander may receive refuge in a tavern fire. The spell fails if all environments within the 1 mile radius are hostile. If the caster shares this spell with their familiar the spell locates an area that both can inhabit.