Power for nether rod!

[Piratecat]

Err. This isn't actually a rules question, it's the subject line for a spam email I just got. It sounded too much like a rules question not to post. An awesome rules question.

I'll move this to Off Topic before too long.

In the mean time, without violating the Grandma rule (although Grandma doesn't usually pick up on innuendo, thank goodness), what legitimate rules questions actually sound like spam emails?

 

[msherman]

I suppose my "Precise Wands" thread from last night might qualify...

When I was writing it, originally it was going to be about a speific spell I wanted to put on the wand, before I changed my mind and asked the generic question. If I'd posted with the original subject, it probably could have been pharma spam:

"Precise Wand of Fiery Bolt?"

 

[FireLance]

Just looking at some of the current thread titles:

Brutal Weapon Issues

Wow, my Wimpzard can finally use a Sword !!!

My 7th Level Swordmage's head is about to explode.

additional powers

Movement vs. Entering - Interesting CustServ Response​

 

[FireLance]

Some more thread titles from the second page:

Making Random Encounter Interesting. How?

Tell Me About Your Aventure

Improvised Weapons and You

Gaping "Ready Action" hole​

 

[Piratecat]

Gaping "Ready Action" hole

In ten years at this site, this is my favorite thread title ever. I find myself saying "your mom says hi" every time I read it.

 

[Shieldhaven]

Runners-up:

"Hammer Rhythm and Terrifying Impact"

"How to run encounters with oversized parties"

"Anyone else not feeling 'the grind'"

"Rod of Corruption + Rod of Reaving"

...aaand I'll stop now.

Haven

 

[-Avalon-]

Here are the ones I have found in the last 12 pages that, upon reading them as if I received them in an e-mail from a random source, would make me think heavily...

Diseases Trivial?
This is fairly obvious...

What is Helpless
This one disturbs me greatly...

Sustain
Maybe a Viagra Ad?

Dominate?
Thinking leather ads involved, maybe some others...

The Ungrindables
A Dating Site for, well, I'll leave that alone...

Arcing Fire - no attack?
With the tag line (no attack), makes me feel like I have signed up for some news letter describing missile launches, and them being declared non-hostile (I think I've seen that recently)

Without the tag line (just Arcing Fire, and maybe some other tag lines) makes me think of slightly different topics...

Maybe I just read too much into what is said though...