In other news, WotC reported today that they were "cancelling the revised editions." Designer Ed Stark then added, "The current rules are fine - completely bug-free, in fact. We just suddenly realized that the current books, particularly the DMG, were already masterpieces - paragons of design, testing, and editing. If you want something new, go buy Arcana Unearthed." After a brief pause, he followed this statement with a droning hum, and a series of clicks, and promptly fell over. Observers later reported hearing a string of curses from behind a nearby tree, that "kinda sounded like that Monte guy who used to work here." Mr. Cooke was unavailable for comment.
