Prime Material Women Are Easy!

[Kestrel]

With all the half-dragons, half-celestials, half-fiends, and Half-elementals running around...they should make a movie called Prime Material Women Are Easy!

Does this have any further humor? Nope. Just a random thought on a slow Friday

 

[Wolfen Priest]

Yeah, you could have Jeff Goldblum playing the polymorphed dragon and/or evil outsider who sticks his tongue to the bottom of the glass to retrieve an ice-cube!

That should make those prime-material women give it up.

 

[Lizard]

With all the half-dragons, half-celestials, half-fiends, and Half-elementals running around...they should make a movie called Prime Material Women Are Easy!

Does this have any further humor? Nope. Just a random thought on a slow Friday

Why are you assuming it is extraplanar/nonhuman males messing with human females?

According to my sources, the most popular porn rental in the Greyhawk 2000 universe is "Lemme tell you 'bout Dragon Chicks", followed by "Buttman Does Gehenna" and "Barely Legal Elementals".

 

[bwgwl]

Yeah, you could have Jeff Goldblum playing the polymorphed dragon and/or evil outsider who sticks his tongue to the bottom of the glass to retrieve an ice-cube!

hey, wasn't that Jim Carey's character that did that?

(almost ashamed to say i have that movie on DVD... )

 

[Nightfall]

I think it's just all those succbui and Eyrines running around doing it more than Prime Material Plane women!

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Best.
90's movie reference.
Ever.

 

[Wolfen Priest]

hey, wasn't that Jim Carey's character that did that?

(almost ashamed to say i have that movie on DVD... )

Could very well be. If you really do own the <gulp> DVD... <shudder>, then I guess you would be the <twitch> expert on the matter...

 

[bwgwl]

geez... now i gotta go watch it again and make sure i'm right!