Proof that not everything should get the half-dragon template

[Jdvn1]

This thread is udderly ridiculous!

They're certainly milking it for all it's worth!

... Oh, no.

 

[Jdvn1]

Neigh, never!

I'm bad at cow puns.

Are you better at dog or moon puns?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Heifer the love of Mike, some of these puns are awful! Some, however, are quite beefy. I think it behooves us all to emulate the better quality puns- they'll buffalo the weaker minds among us.

I can't believe I'm still subscribed to this thread!

Bulls**t! (And if my language offends you, Burger off!)

Besides, its not like anyone's Holstein you hostage- you're not shackled at your calf or anything. Ox anyone- you can leave this thread anytime you want.

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by Jdvn1
Are you better at dog or moon puns?

Moon puns? I've never heard of such things. I know my puns are a little ruff around the edges, but I'm trying. I have no idea what kind of puns people could create from the MOON.

 

[Jdvn1]

Moon puns? I've never heard of such things. I know my puns are a little ruff around the edges, but I'm trying. I have no idea what kind of puns people could create from the MOON.

Well, at least you're not a LUNAtic.

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by Jdvn1
Well, at least you're not a LUNAtic.

I try, thanks. I also like to be a little clever, but I feel uncomfortable if people start to moon over me.

Meh, poor attempt, but I'm sleep, so what do you expect?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Cows have been known to make Moo-n puns...

Y'know...this thread could go on ad infinitum unless there's some kind of bovine intervention.

But that would be a deus ex moochina.

 

[Jdvn1]

Y'know...this thread could go on ad infinitum unless there's some kind of bovine intervention.

That's kind of rare.

 

[Jdvn1]

Moon puns? I've never heard of such things. I know my puns are a little ruff around the edges, but I'm trying. I have no idea what kind of puns people could create from the MOON.

Oh, fine. I'll stop doggin' ya.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Are you better at dog or moon puns?

I can howl like a wolf, does that count?