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DWChancellor
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I can barely get people at my extremely technical nearly all engineering 23% PhD workplace to understand what probabilities really are.
This... this is too much =)
This... this is too much =)
I’ll just stick to adopting cats from the Schrodinger’s Rescue Service. They come with their own box!
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This reminds me of an old joke I once heard...
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are having a pleasant Sunday drive when they are pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," he replies, "But I know exactly where I am."
The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35 zone."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, @$$hole!!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them, but Ohm resists.
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are having a pleasant Sunday drive when they are pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," he replies, "But I know exactly where I am."
The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35 zone."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, @$$hole!!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them, but Ohm resists.
Beleriphon
Totally Awesome Pirate Brain
My favourite science joke:
How do you tell a plumber from a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
How do you tell a plumber from a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
