[Quasi-OT] Happy birthday, Zoe McLellan!

[Goodsport]

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp You were one of the very few bright spots in Dungeon & Dragons: The Movie. Even though you're kinda old now (29) , you're still pretty darn cute for your age!


-G

 

[Mark]

Even though you're kinda old now (29) , you're still pretty darn cute for your age!

Yes, yes. Much too old for you. I'll just take care of those B-Day kisses she'll be a wantin' so no need for you to trouble yourself and all...

 

[Goodsport]

Re: Re: [Quasi-OT] Happy birthday, Zoe McLellan!

Yes, yes. Much too old for you. I'll just take care of those B-Day kisses she'll be a wantin' so no need for you to trouble yourself and all...

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I can empathize with her, though, as I'm an old fart myself (I'll be 32 this November).

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp In any case, I wonder what Zoe is doing for her birthday today?


-G

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Re: Re: Re: [Quasi-OT] Happy birthday, Zoe McLellan!

In any case, I wonder what Zoe is doing for her birthday today?

Probably just thanking her agent that doesn't have to be in the sequel!

 

[ColonelHardisson]

29 is kinda old? Good lord. I was thinking how young she was...

 

[Mark]

She could make a magical cameo appearance...

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

She could make a magical cameo appearance...

Mark, that was so bad.....please tell me that you do not own such an item and that photo of said item is just something you found on the internet. Please!

 

[WanderingMonster]

She could make a magical cameo appearance...

Leave it to Mark to brooch the subject

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Leave it to Mark to brooch the subject

Bah! He was just being pendantic.

 

[Mark]

Mark, that was so bad.....please tell me that you do not own such an item and that photo of said item is just something you found on the internet. Please!

...sniffle...

It is lovingly crafted from a melted D&D: The Movie DVD, molded into the shape of Zoe's left buttock and cooled by a vial of her sweet tears (purchased on E-Bay for a meager four digits, approx). The visage is carved in alabaster, to best capture the milky appearance of her fine skin. It is a unique item, and therefore, an artifact. (Thank you very much!)

You are fortunate that I even shared a photo of this item with the likes of you, Beardless One. You should feel honored!