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<blockquote data-quote="StreamOfTheSky" data-source="post: 5839418" data-attributes="member: 35909">So, two things to take away from this thread:1) As I've said before, ALWAYS play a martial rogue and swap that SA for feats.&nbsp; Nice, solid, tangible feats.&nbsp; Not some damage crutch that 1/3 of the monster manual is immune to and even when you can legally use it your DM is out to find &quot;realistic&quot; reasons to screw you out of it.2) Never fluff your attacks.&nbsp; Ever.&nbsp; Roleplaying as a martial is badwrongfun.&nbsp; If you're a caster, your magic missiles can be translucent fists, your grease can be viscous demon's blood, your blobs of conjurered acid can look and smell like vanilla pudding, and your summoned unicorns can be painted in rainbow.&nbsp; But, don't you dare try to get creative with describing how your martial rolls a d20 and then damage!&nbsp; If you pick &quot;wrong,&quot; it's the DM's job to punish you.&nbsp; &quot;Oh, you try and kick out his knee?&nbsp; It's actually an artifical leg.&nbsp; You fail to sneak attack.&nbsp; Sucks to be you.&nbsp; Better luck next time.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="StreamOfTheSky, post: 5839418, member: 35909"] So, two things to take away from this thread: 1) As I've said before, ALWAYS play a martial rogue and swap that SA for feats. Nice, solid, tangible feats. Not some damage crutch that 1/3 of the monster manual is immune to and even when you can legally use it your DM is out to find "realistic" reasons to screw you out of it. 2) Never fluff your attacks. Ever. Roleplaying as a martial is badwrongfun. If you're a caster, your magic missiles can be translucent fists, your grease can be viscous demon's blood, your blobs of conjurered acid can look and smell like vanilla pudding, and your summoned unicorns can be painted in rainbow. But, don't you dare try to get creative with describing how your martial rolls a d20 and then damage! If you pick "wrong," it's the DM's job to punish you. "Oh, you try and kick out his knee? It's actually an artifical leg. You fail to sneak attack. Sucks to be you. Better luck next time." [/QUOTE]

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