Quick Help Needed: How to counteract poison?

[PugioilAudacio]

Quick question: A person is dying from some sort of poison dose, let's say cyanide, how would you help that person so that he wouldn't die?


Thanks,
Pugio

 

[Caliban]

Quick question: A person is dying from some sort of poison dose, let's say cyanide, how would you help that person so that he wouldn't die?


Thanks,
Pugio

In the real world?

http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/misc076.htm#1

 

[PugioilAudacio]

Uh, too late now I think. Does anyone know how to easily dispose of a body? Preferably in a way in which it won't be found?


Thanks,
Pugio

 

[Mythmere]

I must say I got a chuckle from this thread's title. Nice one.

 

[PugioilAudacio]

Well thanks for all the help !

Now I need to know how to break out of a standard jail. Rules:

1. You only get one shot before they slap an extra 10 years on you, and put you into a high security prison.

2. Don't kill anyone, it just comes back to haunt you.

3. FAST!!! I used this in lue of my phone call.

 

[Rel]

Now I need to know how to break out of a standard jail.

I recommend you Teleport. It's fast, easy and fun!

And, not to nitpick, but:

3. FAST!!! I used this in lue of my phone call.

It's "in lieu", not "lue". If you're going to stay in prison for any length of time, you need to learn better spelling. Proper spelling is a highly prized skill in the american prison system.

 

[PugioilAudacio]

No no no, I meant I'm writing this in the lue! Of course that's what I meant. Unfortunately, teleport doesn't work

 

[Rel]

No no no, I meant I'm writing this in the lue! Of course that's what I meant.

Ah, in that case, I believe the spelling is "loo", not "lue".

What about Blink? It's only 3rd level and has no material component!

 

[PugioilAudacio]

Curse you and your spelling! I'm under pressure here. My hearing is in 2 hours. None of this would have happened if someone had just told me how to get rid of the body....


The escape can't use magic. I'm not sure if you understand my situation here....

 

[the Jester]

Uh, too late now I think. Does anyone know how to easily dispose of a body? Preferably in a way in which it won't be found?


Thanks,
Pugio

I recommend driving it out to the sticks and burying it six feet directly below the body of a cat or dog. Then mark the grave "Fluffy" or something.