Quick! I need an Intervention!

[Reynard]

The lack of gnomes.

While I feel bad for punter-lovers, gnomes and halflings are always the first races cut from my homebrews.

Warlocks are EEEEEEVIL (tm).

They do make great villains. The one 3E warlock a player ever ran in one of my games made me want to burn my copy of Complete Arcane. Twice.

Golden Wyvern Adept.

:ahem: Exalted... not D&D... stupid name... hobbling the DM... player entitlement... anime.. WoWism... [raised fists to sky] MEAAAAAAAARLS! :ahem:

Anything to keep you resisting the temptation. Because if you succumb, this place will get just a little less interesting.

That is like, seriously, the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on EN World (except when EGG asessed my essay on DM Power). Thanks.

 

[Rechan]

[raised fists to sky] MEAAAAAAAARLS! :ahem:

That is like, seriously, the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on EN World (except when EGG asessed my essay on DM Power). Thanks.

Well, some people gotta stay and fight the 3e fight, man. Otherwise, who am I gunna argue with?

 

[Voss]

Three words:


Hot.

Tiefling.

Chicks.

Because nothing says 'sexy woman' than extra appendages that you can cut yourself on.

 

[Shroomy]

Because nothing says 'sexy woman' than extra appendages that you can cut yourself on.

ooh-la-la,

 

[Reynard]

Because nothing says 'sexy woman' than extra appendages that you can cut yourself on.

I am so looking forward to the fan art. 4chan, here I come!

 

[Hunter In Darkness]

dont do it man.. all i can say is orb, staves and wands oh the my wand is bigger then yours jokes or can i play with your orb jokes should be all u need to think of

 

[Lurker37]

Mine are dragonborn shaped. Complete with boobies!

And wait until you see the female dragonborn!

 

[D.Shaffer]

I am so looking forward to the fan art. 4chan, here I come!

I'd point out an assortment of Rule34 sites, but that'd likely get me banned. That said, Rule 34 very much applies...and it's probably been done already.

 

[ThirdWizard]

 

[mhensley]

So I ahve been thinking of building a cool sandbox setting for open/extended play recently...

Sandboxes are so WoW.