Quick question - Ninja Turtles.

[RangerWickett]

Which one was Bebop, and which one was Rocksteady? Y'know, one was a boar, the other a rhinoceros. I need to get it right for a cheesy lycanthrope joke.

 

[Raylis]

Bebop was the Warthog, Rocksteady was the Rhino.

Out of morbid curiosity, what's the joke?

 

[talinthas]

bebop is the boar, rocksteady the rhino.

 

[Piratecat]

I tried to come up with a way in which this wasn't off topic. I couldn't. Moved it goes!

But I, too, want to hear the pun.

 

[RangerWickett]

Sorry to disappoint, but it's nothing flashy. I just intend to have a wereboar bard-barbarian villain named Bebop.

I like weird pop culture jokes in my games sometimes. Like when a Dr. Moreau-esque character created a displacer beast man named Pantaro, whose two chief henchmen were a shark with wings, and a crocodile with a jet pack.

One of my DMs had a running joke that gnomes sell Swatches for 5 gold pieces. But the battery runs out very quickly. And batteries are 50 gold pieces. I dunno, it was silly the way he presented it.