Quotes from the grave ( AKA vs. the communist monk)

[LGodamus]

I am getting ready to play a very creepy and slightly mentally unstable Necromancer , and I need you guys to help me come up with some cool quotes for him...........they can be anything from catchphrases to threats to philosophy to slightly insane rants...............show me what ya got...

 

[Mark]

No bones about it!

I will destroy you, raise you back up, and then have you destroy your family!

She's very attractive. I especially like the way she lurches across a room.

A corpse is more useful unencumbered by six feet of dirt.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

I have a special fondness for the dead. They are like my family, my children.
The mindless, walking dead are matched only by small children in their cruelty.

You get used to the smell after a while. I don't even notice it anymore.

Try to think of me as a preserver of antiquities, a curator of sorts, if it helps to put you more at ease.

Why do we all wear black? That is simple; We necromancers are a utilitarian lot, and if you are going to be digging, you do not wear white.

Could you give me a hand? No, that hand. It's still down in the hole. I'm afraid it came off when I pulled the rest out.

Perhaps when your bones are forgotten, lost in the cold ground, it would bring your soul some warmth to know that someone had still some use for them. That someone had a need they could yet fulfill.

 

[Kurichan]

"Your soul better belong to Pelor, cause your corpse belongs to me!"

"These days its getting so I can't be sure wether they're coming or going..."

"Oh bother, I've lost my soul again"

Jeez I love necromancy and I'm just blank right now! Oh my shame is more then I can bare...

 

[s/LaSH]

Death? Death sounds so... final. Yet it is not. No, what I study, what I revel in, is new life. Like a baby, so does the corpse emerge from its earthen womb... what once was lost is found again, and I gather my new children to me and celebrate the joy that is beyond oblivion. You may sorrow now, but your sorrow will break with the passing of the long years, the long nights, and you will be left joyous... that you died this night.

 

[Henry]

Elminster's Ecologies I : The Battle of Bones is narrated from the point of view of a necromancer, although a little more mentally stable than you would wish. It's still available as a free PDF on WotC's site, I believe.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Ooooooh.... s/LaSH... I liked your posts in the Fantasy Arms Race threads, but this is even better. Whoa!!

 

[ejja_1]

Necromancer qoutes

In the end you all come to me.

The leg bones connected to the thigh bone....

Ashes ashes all fall down.

 

[Remathilis]

Xzar from Baldurs Gate had some good ones, but my favorite was "I wanted infravision like the elves, but its soooo much more than just taking their eyes."

 

[Seaver]

To quote the necromancer from Warcraft 3, "I love the dead...frequently."