Races & Classes by the Numbers

[Stone Dog]

# of reptilian, egg-laying humanoid females with breasts: 1

Could be worse... could be t'skrang! T'skrang males develop breasts and bear milk when raising an infant.

 

[Klaus]

Just got this book. The female dwarves with their big, flowing hair and chubby bare midriffs cause a strange stirring in my loins.

Female dwarves with flowing hair and bare midriffs?

Where have I seen that before?


...


Oh, right!

...

I want in, dammit!

 

[I'm A Banana]

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, not every over-exaggeration is entitled to be called a hyperbole!

I don't think you've really said it a million times.

Talk about over-exaggeration!

I say 'cool' more times in a day than my father has said in his whole life (another hyperbole?)

Dee-uhm, ninja, you on a roll!

 

[Midknightsun]

No way, dude.

Never has a more perfect slang word been created.

I used to have entire conversations with my best friend, consisting of very little besides a variety of intonations of the word 'Dude'. It's amazing how much meaning can be wrapped in that simple four letter word.

Of course that was 20 years ago...

Still, it's awesome dude!

Well, if the Ninja Turtles think its cool . . .

So what are the chances that "cool beans" is still in?

 

[Mostlyjoe]

I'm so perverted. The first thing I thought of when I saw the new hot female dwarves....so, when will the crossbreeds be showing up?

 

[Steely Dan]

I'm so perverted. The first thing I thought of when I saw the new hot female dwarves....so, when will the crossbreeds be showing up?

Muls?

 

[Mostlyjoe]

Muls?

By the boatload I say. Perhaps they'll become the next half-elf. Mul rights yo! And this has nothing to do with me being a Dark Sun fanboy. No sir.

 

[Shortman McLeod]

I'm so perverted. The first thing I thought of when I saw the new hot female dwarves....so, when will the crossbreeds be showing up?

You think *you're* perverted? When I saw the new female dwarves, the first thing *I* thought was, "Can I help MAKE a crossbreed?"

 

[Stogoe]

The Dude abides.

 

[Marshall]

You think *you're* perverted? When I saw the new female dwarves, the first thing *I* thought was, "Can I help MAKE a crossbreed?"

EEEeeewww, Dude!