Racial Idioms

In my campaign, dwarves compare things too large to be counted to "the whiskers on [famous dwarf figure]'s chin."

My gnomes -- see my Unified Theory for how I unified all the classic D&D gnomes into one -- tend to use metaphors and idioms comparing themselves to rabbits and other small prey and other races to wolves or to giants.
 

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-An ancient ooze saying about the facts of life...

This had me laughing out loud in the cafe and getting all kindsa weird looks. LMAO!

Well played, sir. Well played.

DAMN! Wish I spoke ooze! lololol.

Again, sorrowfully, "muist spread some around."

Someone get Jimlock for me, PLEASE! <wipes tear from his eye>

--SD
 


This had me laughing out loud in the cafe and getting all kindsa weird looks. LMAO!

Well played, sir. Well played.

DAMN! Wish I spoke ooze! lololol.

Again, sorrowfully, "muist spread some around."

Someone get Jimlock for me, PLEASE! <wipes tear from his eye>

--SD

Tried...and failed.
 


DRAGONS : Dragons are not all that ignorant about the nature of the lesser races. . they just don't take them very seriously. They also don't tend to use idioms since they love the soung of their own voice, but some of them do.

"Bargain"
The idea of 'bargaining' or striking deals here refers to that kind of carry-on tht leser races perform amongst themselves. When dragons use the term, it is in humor, stating their intention to either completly obliterate something, or siply control it utterly. More than one wyrm has made the error of thining they can 'bargain' in this way with a band of heroes (it's a common mistake amongst DMs, as well).

"Mourning Mountains"
Mountains are large, impressive in a very limited kind of way, but ultimatly, they are worn down by time. The 'mountain' in this idiom could be a race, a city, a nation, a forest, or anything really. It's a relativly polite way for one dragon to say to another 'I get that you value this thing, but you must know that it is the nature of such things to pass."

"Endless"
This doesn't actually mean without end- it's a wry comment that a dragon's lifespan is long, but whatever is being talked about is likely to be a problem for long enough to be really really annoying, but will eventually pass.

"Era", "Man's Age"
The inverse of the above. A deliberate refrence to mortal ways of counting time, to represent a not particularly long period of time in the perspective of dragons. Example "They wil hunt for me in the mountains for a dwarf's age. . oh woe, what shall I do for that portion of my nap?"

"Always"
An actual refrence to time in draconic terms, and time beyond anything the dragon in question can do about it. Often used as an expresison of frustration, or a grave insult, it's also usually taken to mean 'beyond death'. An example: "You can heap up coin for as long as you like, you'll always be less than your sire" (even if the sire in question is dead, and died relativly young)

"Gnome"
Many more good humored dragons have an odd fondness for gnomes because they feel that they're the most genuine of the leser races- they don't take themselves too seriously, they know when to hide and when to give homage, and if there is a trait that the lesser races can claim as their own (as opposed to a pitiful shadow of draconic might, resilience, or intelect), then it is surely the cunning mischief-making that gnomes can excel at. More wrathful dragons react to such pranks with fury, which only makes their more mirthful peers respect the gnomes for their work- it helps that such dragons are far too clever for a gnome to ever fool them. Amongst such dragons, "gnome" becomes slang for any lesser race.

"Gnomesong"
Leading on from the above, gnomesong or dance refers to the follies, dramas, events and outcomes of the lesser races, which appear so important to them, but are ultimatly trivial. Example: "They are running up against each other in that peculiar way. .. some gnomesong about needing a new leader since I killed the one they had? Apparently?"

"Riversong"
Wise dragons make the distinction between gnomesong, which is trivial, and riversong, which is likely to have actual long-term effects. Example: "You might have ended that priest in a way which made them all cower, but the drama of it will only feed the river song about his life. You will have endless seasons of charity in your cities, and where will your guilds be then?"
 
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"When bears fly"

Seemingly an expression of doing something only after an extremely improbable event, this Gnomish saying actually means "I'll do _______ at 1PM, and you're NOT going to like it." It refers to an event when an Orcish tribal chieftan forced a Gnomish master craftsman to create a powerful siege engine by holding his family hostage. The counterweight consisted of several bear carcasses. At 1PM, the craftsman was told to fire the new weapon at walls of the city the Orc horde was besieging, timed to coincide with the sortie of cavalry the city dwellers launched like clockwork. The ver was released, and after many gears whirred and cogs spun, the weapon delivered it's payload- the counterweight bear carcasses were flung through the air in a wide, low spread through the leaders' pavilion tent, killing the chieftan and most of his high-level subordinates. In the ensuing confusion due to this "accident" coupled with the city's sortie, the craftsman escaped with his family, and the horde was scattered.
 

Gnoll Saying

"My b!tch stinks like week old carcass" = I have a sexy girlfriend


"I will eat the contents of your stomach" -> Gnolls consider this the worst insult
 
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My home campaign has three races of human that fit general stereotypes with one being a hearty people (Elmon) and another a fair people (Taris). In the Elmon section of the writeup it includes the phrase "Elmon laugh at the ornate livery of Taris nobles, quipping that the poorest among them wears more lace than the finest Elmon table." In a different section when briefly discussing Taris culture it includes, "Perhaps due to Elmon views, lace is bereft of most Taris garments."

It usually gets a laugh when a player finally gets around to reading it.
 

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