racial slurs

[kengar]

Call a dwarf by one of the "7 Dwarfs" names: i.e. Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, etc.

For orcs, "Soon-to-be-goop-on-my-sword."

For elves, "Tinkerbell" or -if you're feeling REALLY mean- "French"

 

[Kyramus]

elves: faeries (emphasis with the upturned wrists), wedgies (must be why they are always uptight, then again could it be because they have bark where it don't belong?)

dwarves: rock, giant snot, dragballs (derogatory term that states that they are too close to the ground that their balls drag on it)

gnomes: fixies (a cousin to pixies), brokesies (can't fix anything), rudolph (somewhere along the line the reindeer was said to have come from an ancient gnomish bloodline)

orcs: nobrain, FOML(face only mother loves), no tusks (basically telling an orc he has no guts/no balls), elf lover, elf father, elf mother (especially more derogatory when told to an orc male)

halflings: ancklebiters, pudgies (for those that are more fond of food than adventure), barrel (term to denote that they move like barrels with feet)

 

[GravyFingerz]

We call Dark Elves, 'Inkies'

 

[Aaron L]

My elven characters will use "round ear" occaisionally to refer to non elves.

 

[carpedavid]

I've always been fond of referring to elves as "wingless fairies."

 

[megamania]

Dwarves- anything about their beards
Elves- anything suggesting they are like a dwarf
Orcs- anything inferring they are like an elf

Anyone but an Orc- Suggest that even an Orc wouldn't do you
(funnier if you read the Bad Axe book on Orcs)

 

[Forrester]

"Flower-chewers"? Please.

It's daisy-munchers. Get it right.

 

[tleilaxu]

hey, i just posted what the chat room people said.

 

[Mallus]

Here's 2...

From an old campaign that would have been funny if the central theme hadn't been the party trying to kill all the nascent Messiah's in order to prevent the trancendance of humanity...

Elves == Jinkies

Dwarves == Zoinks

These ancient terms were taught to a PC by his dreaded --by him-- magic weapon, the Yatsword, which contained the still-bigoted soul of its former wielder, Duke Hadrian Huldrick Pelabolamus, Master of Castle and County Bakewell {which was famed for 2 entirely different kinds of tart}.

 

[Dagger75]

Maybe PG13

I had a group of people that hated elves.

They called them Tree Whores.


The term for dwarves I saw; rock , I am going to use that one.

Half orcs are well, "Very Good Friends of Pigs" Can't say it, I see Eric's grandma in the corner over there.


Thats all I got.