Re-worded spells

[Canaan]

Mold Person - for that annoying boyfriend who just won't change, no matter how hard you try. Or the druidic version, summons a moldy humanoid.

Dish - [Language Dependent] Utterly kills one target (death from embarrassment) with a shake of your index finger and wiggle of your neck and a nasty reality check. Must be performed in front others.

Fartskin - eeeewwwwww gross.

Foreskin - undoes the effect of circumcision (if done naturally) or the effects of the Presto-Digit's-A-Gone spell

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Raise Debt - All of target's wealth disappears and is replaced by one small card.

 

[carborundum]

Search found it in another thread but I still thought of it independently

Bartskin - caster gets yellow skin and a bumpy head.