Really strange email...

[Teflon Billy]

This is a direct cut-and-paste from an email I recieved concerning (I suspect) one of my reviews.

Enjoy

Billy,
Your review of that product6 with the sword sand crap was reduiculius. All that stuff you sia AIN'T TRUE. What abotut he page with the dude on it? What aobu tthat right? Come the on man. get your hed in the game!

I still have no idea what review he was referring to. I nonetheless forwarded the email to my firned Fraser's list of "Crank emails".

It got some laughs.

 

[MrFilthyIke]

...I say Nirvana is overrated...

Thank the gawds I'm not the only one who feels that way.

 

[Algolei]

Fine! I'll stop writing people eimails in responses to there crummy articles, already! Geze, whata bundch of hot headas. Wah wah wah theres a deat threat in this one, wah wah wah that oen has pour speling!

Buncho [censored] crybabbies....

 

[diaglo]

i get them all the time.

my blocked spam list is full. was full 1 week after i installed the New and Improved one.

You want the truth.

Some People can't handle the Truth.

 

[hong]

That's almost as weird as an email I got some six or seven years ago, back when I was running my website. I had a magic items section, and this guy writes me asking for the price of a Wand of Wall of Ice. So I tell him "it is left for the DM to decide" (that was back in 2E days, y'know). And what does he write back?

"i dont understand, what do u mean? also, do u take credit card?"



If you've ever wondered what could the White Wolf Disclaimer be useful for, now you know.

You too, huh? I got an email once from a guy who'd read the martial artist class on my D&D page, and wanted to join up. I think he was from San Antonio.

 

[diaglo]

You too, huh? I got an email once from a guy who'd read the martial artist class on my D&D page, and wanted to join up. I think he was from San Antonio.

i'm living in Stoned Mtn mang.

and you still never answered my inquiry.

 

[MonsterMash]

i get them all the time.

my blocked spam list is full. was full 1 week after i installed the New and Improved one.

You want the truth.

Some People can't handle the Truth.

And by any chance is the Truth - OD&D(1974) is the only true game, everything else is a pale imitation?

 

[diaglo]

And by any chance is the Truth - OD&D(1974) is the only true game, everything else is a pale imitation?

hmmmm.... could be.....

 

[MrFilthyIke]

hmmmm.... could be.....

If you actually get hostile emails sent to you about your schtick, you should publish there on a website. It's be a laugh to read.

 

[diaglo]

If you actually get hostile emails sent to you about your schtick, you should publish there on a website. It's be a laugh to read.

i don't have enough bandwidth to put them up.

i get probably 40 to 50 per day.
edit: telling me how they can improve my schtick. make it more appealing to women. make it longer. and so forth...