Angcuru
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BAND TOGETHER ALL YE ENWORLDERS! CHRISTI WHITMAN IS UPON US!
I just came to the realization that:
A - Didn't Christi Whitman, Head of the EPA, recently resign from her post Edit political comment?
B - Isn't the rain ALL OVER quite freaky?
C - This can only mean one thing....
Christi Whitman is actually an Epic-Level Druid who took office in the EPA to further protect the wilds, but resigned Edit political comment, and now she is enacting her revenge! Her plan: make all of the US like Seattle, and the humans will commence mass suicide due to depression!
We must stand together! Let us stand in defiance of this new menace as say as one: ""We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our independence day!"
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Edit: No politics, please. --Dinkeldog
I just came to the realization that:
A - Didn't Christi Whitman, Head of the EPA, recently resign from her post Edit political comment?
B - Isn't the rain ALL OVER quite freaky?
C - This can only mean one thing....
Christi Whitman is actually an Epic-Level Druid who took office in the EPA to further protect the wilds, but resigned Edit political comment, and now she is enacting her revenge! Her plan: make all of the US like Seattle, and the humans will commence mass suicide due to depression!
We must stand together! Let us stand in defiance of this new menace as say as one: ""We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our independence day!"

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Edit: No politics, please. --Dinkeldog
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