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Rini losses to Noir, and is slow posting about it! (Thanks Lady Wei)

Chi-Stike!
~The fox leaps across the vineyard; waves away the onslaught of the cave!~

::Rini calls upon one of her friends to help her, and then states that she must leave for the day.::
 

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The crab burns the clearing; protects against the descent of the reptile!

"Hmm...we can't have you fighting while you are dripping wet. How about I dry you off?"
Noir pulls a flamethrower from somewhere and pulls the trigger while its aimed at Rini.
 

Lady Wei mutters an incantation, paralyzing Noir. "Creative idea, but I can't have one of those devices mucking up the timeline. Sorry."

Lady Wei takes the flamethower and breaks it into a hundred little pieces, then unparalyzes Noir and hands her a consolation flower.

Point Noir! Two points Noir, one point Rini.
 

~The unicorn devastates the volcano; dodges the foray of the mire!~

There will be so many nightmares in your dreams, you will not be able to rest, you will go absolutly mad, you walking time freak!
 

The whip cuts the sea; parries the onslaught of the fires!


Noir grabs a vine and whips it out at Rini, blocking all the heat from Rini's volcanic move.
 

"Rini's move is too cute for Noir's defense to overcome." Lady Wei smiles as she tosses Rini a flower.

Point Rini! Two flags all!
 

~The staff kicks atop the shrine; quells the chi of the mire!~

Stupid timing... at least I got the place right.
 

The grasshopper obliterates the waterfall; defends against the roar of the venom!

POISON BLADE!
Sneaky trick: Waterfall of Blood!

"You have a lot to learn, young grasshopper! Don't attack me on my home turf, for you won't get anywhere! But I'll be nice and take us on a trip to the Waterfall of Blood. Tis a shame you have a short trip coming up going down it!"
 

"Coming up going down it"? A-hem, other than that sounding really stupid, I see that an oversight on my part has let you get the best of me. But we who are followers of the Wei, will know soon enough.

::Rini chuckles, even against her circumstances::
 

Lady Wei looks away and shuts her eyes, as the sounds of Noir beating Rini into a bloody pulp shatter her eardrums. When she looks once again upon the scene of carnage (half an hour later), she sees Noir standing triumphant.

3 flags and match Noir!

Noir, are you going to attempt
Corruption?
 

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