Rise of the (scamming?) machines!

Great! Danny will be responsible for making them sentient, and you'll be responsible for getting them to cooperate with eachother!

Nice thinkin', Ray...:p;)

No! No! This is perfect! You really think these two won't annoy each other to heck and back? It is a clever ploy to drive wedges between the AIs from the start. Brilliant!
 

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Did anyone else just envision a godzilla-sized guy in a computer manufacturing "bunny suit" wreaking havoc in NYC?

Or hear Bill Murray say, "It's true, this man has no dongle."
 

What were the tell tale signs, besides being bad at conversation.

It's more than being bad- its totally inappropriate responses to non-sequiturs, repeated responses which have the exact same tone & duration, etc. It's simply obvious.
 

I'm starting to appreciate the people who write those scripts for the AI salesmen even more.

This year, I've received almost a call a day on average from somebody trying to get me to invest in something. They're not as entertaining as the robots.

Worse are the nearly as frequent calls from "Peggies"* with accents from the Indian subcontinent who want to talk to me about:

1) my Windows computer possibly having a security issue
2) an online survey I (or someone in my household) took regarding Wal-Mart, with a gift card to be awarded

These calls are 100% pure BS.

1) I don't own a Windows computer; the closest I come is an Android smartphone which I plan to ditch for a plain vanilla cellphone at the end of this contract. I overheard one of the of the Peggies ask his supervisors for assistance when I revealed this, followed nearly instantly by a nice, rude hang-up.

2) I haven't done an online marketing survey in years, and nobody in my household has been in a Wal-Mart since 2005. We don't do Wal-Mart. Period. And like the Windows Peggies, the Wal-Mart Peggies simply hang up once caught in the lie.

I hope I'm not crushing the spirit of some poor schmoe who is doing a soul-sucking minimum wage job in a boiler room to feed his family, but I can't care too much.










* Peggy, of "USA Prime Credit" fame:
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I just had my first bot telemarketer trying to sell me "affordable life insurance." Company called "I Can"? (877) 902-1762
Sounded so much like a script being read. Inflections just slightly off. Finally I asked it if it was a human. "Yes." "Are You Sure?" "OK, Goodbye." Absolutely no change in tone.
Reminded me of this thread, so I had to hunt it down.
 




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