Roleplaying from a character's perspective?

[Heretic Apostate]

Anyone have that diary from an adventurer who has gone years without taking a potty break? I've spent hours googling for it, and can't seem to find it. (Curse my memory. If I could remember an exact phrase or two, I'd be able to find it, I'm sure. )

Basically, an adventurer is going on and on about how much his bladder is bursting, because he's never been able to take a potty break. Trudge into dungeons to risk death, yes. Sit in a tavern and drink ale all night (oh, so much ale!!!), yes. But five minutes for a potty break? Uh-uh...

So, anyone have it? Please???

 

[Bendris Noulg]

A friendly bump just before everyone's game time...

(Everyone in the Americas, at least, no offense to the other continents...)