Ron Weasley DIES in new Harry Potter book!!!!

[Angcuru]

Y'know, after just watching the second movie and having spent the last two years in an adamant stance of "No Harry Potter for me!", I'm finally going to give the books a try.

And then you go and do this. You....sick....perverted...GENIUS! Where did you go to evil school?! I got some friends who would fit in perfectly!

 

[DM with a vengence]

In a completely unrelated story, J R Rowling has turn over control of the Harry Potter series to George R R Martin, who has promised to approach it with the same degree of intensity and realism that he uses in his own series A Song of Ice and Fire.

Fans expect the 'Red Quidditch Match' scene to rival anything today in terms of emotional intensity.

 

[Wayside]

Re: Re: Re: Ron Weasley DIES in new Harry Potter book!!!!

No. I think Kilborn is an ass, so I don't watch him (hmm what does that say about me, great asses think alike? )

Anyway, was his joke identical?

Yeah, pretty much. I don't fault you for not liking Kilborn though, I only watch him when Conan's on commercial .

 

[psionotic]

[realizes this is a troll thread]


Urge to kill...

...falling

 

[Olive]

Y'know, after just watching the second movie and having spent the last two years in an adamant stance of "No Harry Potter for me!", I'm finally going to give the books a try.

Just don't be surpriused if you don't like then. I quite enjoyed the second harry potter movie, and I still hate the books.

 

[Arthur Tealeaf]

Careful with jokes like that! What if it really happened in the book! I've seen bad luck like that before... You would've been lynched!

 

[Umbran]

Surprisingly, though, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Fred and George, Hagrid and Harry too all die. Quite a bloodbath; rather surprising, really.

What, has Rowling been replaced by Shakespeare, to write "Harry, Prince of Denmark", or something?

 

[Silver Moon]

...Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Fred and George, Hagrid and Harry too all die. Quite a bloodbath

Ah yes, nothing like a Total Party Kill to brighten up a good children's story.

 

[Enchantress]

Just kidding. Haven't even picked it up, let alone read it. Carry on.

I hope your happy. When I read the title of the thread I screamed and about wet myself.

 

[Ranger REG]

TMI, Enchantress, TMI.