Rub the Gnome

[ephealy]

This isn't technically game related, even though it involves gnomes and a gaming blog. I just found it funny...

Gnome Stew has a page called "Rub the Gnome":
Now Your Hands Smell Like Gnome - Gnome Stew, the Game Mastering Blog

I don't know why I find this funny, but I sometimes click over to it just to have a giggle. Enjoy.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

I'm rubbing the gnome right now, IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[Relique du Madde]

i'm rubbing the gnome right now, iykwimaityd.

tmi

 

[Ranger REG]

I'm rubbing the gnome right now, IYKWIMAITYD.

Oh, gawd. It's nerd-speak for "spanking the monkey."

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I tried to rub a green little gnome's tummy yesterday but when it saw my fleshy hand, it sprang up, bit my hand and ran off.

I thought Gnomes liked to have their tummies rubbed whilst sunbathing.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Meanwhile.....


Badger: Show me on this doll, where on your body did the giant touched you?
Gnome: *Breaks out in tears as he point to the doll*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Meanwhile.....


Badger: Show me on this doll, where on your body did the giant touched you?
Gnome: *Breaks out in tears as he point to the doll*

DUDE....the gnome never got touched! If you'll remember correctly from my last post he saw my hand and bit it before I got the chance to touch it.

 

[Relique du Madde]

DUDE....the gnome never got touched! If you'll remember correctly from my last post he saw my hand and bit it before I got the chance to touch it.

It's mouth touched your finger.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

It's mouth touched your finger.

Willingly I might add.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Willingly I might add.

That sick little....