evilbob
Explorer
For the record, this question is awesome.
I'd probably just rule 1d6 non-lethal, or 2d6 non-lethal if running or charging, with no other effects. I wouldn't take speed into account, either, because having a high speed is a bonus, not a penalty. I would also try hard not to think about a 1st level commoner knocking himself out this way.
Also, those around you may point and laugh as an immediate action.
I'd probably just rule 1d6 non-lethal, or 2d6 non-lethal if running or charging, with no other effects. I wouldn't take speed into account, either, because having a high speed is a bonus, not a penalty. I would also try hard not to think about a 1st level commoner knocking himself out this way.
Also, those around you may point and laugh as an immediate action.