Satanism d20!

mythusmage

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The RPG that fesses up to the accusations.

Learn real magic.

Sacrifice virgins, small animals, and stray children.

Be proud of your connection to serial killers, mad bombers, and Windows code monkeys. (Well, maybe not the latter, but certainly the first two.)

Confirm the suspicions of every hellfire and brimstone preacher who ever ranted against the evils of D&D, and arouse suspicions they probobly wouldn't have thought of in a thousand years.

Go further than the Book of Erotic Fantasy, delve deeper than the Book of Vile Darkness, destroy more minds than the U.S. tax code. (Where do you think Microsoft got it's inspiration?)

Satanism d20, where eternal damnation is par for the course.

And coming soon, New Age d20, where you earn XP for helping goblinoids get in touch with their feelings and casting beneficial magics that only work if the recipient really, truly, with all his heart and soul, cross his heart and hope to die, I mean it, I'm serious, oh please let this spell work, I would be so distraught if it didn't, you're really sure there are no side effects and all those stories of people who had it cast on them turning into salamanders with eczema are bogus to the max, want it to work.

More fine products from a person who is not only weird, he's proud of it.
 

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Two replies:

a)There's already "Authentic Thaumaturgy" by Isaac Bonwtiz, originally for D&D, later for GURPS.

b)While companies can request you not use their OGC, they really can't stop you -- all they can do is get REAL anal about your use of it and go after you if you're even a tad over the line.
 

Yeah, they truly can't make a big stink regarding the use of their OGC if you abide by the terms of the OGL. They could if you inadvertantly try to make your product compatible with their products by using their trademarks (the citation in Section 15 do not count however).

I wonder if Wizards have added a disclaimer clause on their Trademark License and Guide.
 

Then again...

Well, my Blood and Relics game, which RPGObjects released about 6 weeks ago, had Christ having children, demons controlling the Popes, and demon-worshipping cults that sacrificed virgins and animals.

And no one even really got upset lol.

People are harder to shock than you think lol.

Chuck
 

That's because the masses haven't gotten wind of it. Just wait until they hear about it. Courtesy of their local news and/or religious television stations, of course.
Then the fecal matter will most certainly strike the rotary oscillator.
Look for this to happen around July, which is the next television 'sweeps' period. It's inevitable.
 

Trismegistus said:
That's because the masses haven't gotten wind of it. Just wait until they hear about it. Courtesy of their local news and/or religious television stations, of course.
Then the fecal matter will most certainly strike the rotary oscillator.
Look for this to happen around July, which is the next television 'sweeps' period. It's inevitable.

Uh yeah.

Sheesh, it wasn't even that big a deal back in the early 80s. Now, no one really cares.

About 5 years ago, there was a video game for the Playstation in which you played a guy who sold his soul to the devil. In exchange for the ability to get revenge. Anyway, you took over this castle and you could kill girl scouts (that's what they looked like) with a variety of nasty weapons. Or you could sic your fiance, who you could turn into a zombie, on them.

There was even a hidden message on the back cover.

No uproar. No one cares anymore.
 

Re: Then again...

Vigilance said:
Well, my Blood and Relics game, which RPGObjects released about 6 weeks ago, had Christ having children, demons controlling the Popes, and demon-worshipping cults that sacrificed virgins and animals.

And no one even really got upset lol.

People are harder to shock than you think lol.

Chuck

I AM SO BUYING THAT
 

Trismegistus said:

That's because the masses haven't gotten wind of it. Just wait until they hear about it. Courtesy of their local news and/or religious television stations, of course.
"Hello, is this Barbara Walter? Have I got a scoop for you! You wouldn't believe the kind of filth those game designers are putting on paper! And all have their root to Dungeons & Dragons. Trust me, I smell a major sweep this coming November ... and an Emmy Award for you! For example, there is this product called Blood and Relic..."

Don't laugh. It could happen. You may end up on the big screen saying something embarrassingly stupid on a new award-winning Michael Moore documentary film. ROTFL! :p
 


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