The RPG that fesses up to the accusations.
Learn real magic.
Sacrifice virgins, small animals, and stray children.
Be proud of your connection to serial killers, mad bombers, and Windows code monkeys. (Well, maybe not the latter, but certainly the first two.)
Confirm the suspicions of every hellfire and brimstone preacher who ever ranted against the evils of D&D, and arouse suspicions they probobly wouldn't have thought of in a thousand years.
Go further than the Book of Erotic Fantasy, delve deeper than the Book of Vile Darkness, destroy more minds than the U.S. tax code. (Where do you think Microsoft got it's inspiration?)
Satanism d20, where eternal damnation is par for the course.
And coming soon, New Age d20, where you earn XP for helping goblinoids get in touch with their feelings and casting beneficial magics that only work if the recipient really, truly, with all his heart and soul, cross his heart and hope to die, I mean it, I'm serious, oh please let this spell work, I would be so distraught if it didn't, you're really sure there are no side effects and all those stories of people who had it cast on them turning into salamanders with eczema are bogus to the max, want it to work.
More fine products from a person who is not only weird, he's proud of it.
Learn real magic.
Sacrifice virgins, small animals, and stray children.
Be proud of your connection to serial killers, mad bombers, and Windows code monkeys. (Well, maybe not the latter, but certainly the first two.)
Confirm the suspicions of every hellfire and brimstone preacher who ever ranted against the evils of D&D, and arouse suspicions they probobly wouldn't have thought of in a thousand years.
Go further than the Book of Erotic Fantasy, delve deeper than the Book of Vile Darkness, destroy more minds than the U.S. tax code. (Where do you think Microsoft got it's inspiration?)
Satanism d20, where eternal damnation is par for the course.
And coming soon, New Age d20, where you earn XP for helping goblinoids get in touch with their feelings and casting beneficial magics that only work if the recipient really, truly, with all his heart and soul, cross his heart and hope to die, I mean it, I'm serious, oh please let this spell work, I would be so distraught if it didn't, you're really sure there are no side effects and all those stories of people who had it cast on them turning into salamanders with eczema are bogus to the max, want it to work.
More fine products from a person who is not only weird, he's proud of it.