Nebin looks like he's fun at parties
A human midget with a big club and happy feet?
Master of gnomes he knows no fear
Bonking detractors and stealing thier beer
Dancing and prancing and whirling around
Never letting his feet touch the ground
Dont step to Nebin the dwarves all say
Hell give you a clubberin to last all the day
Small in stature with incredible speed
Mighty Gnome Nebin is Mighty indeed!
The Elven girls giggle as he struts on by
They shake and they wiggle to catch his eye
His prowess is legend his tale widley told
Of his battles with dragons,ogres and gnolls
The Bards sing of his glories, his adventures so grand
They sing of his justice brought to these wild lands
Tamer of evils, hero to all
Who says great men cannot be small?