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My childhood DM had this NPC he liked to use on everyone in every campaign for some years. Always as a random wilderness encounter, "You come across a smiling kobold who appears VERY friendly." He asks (in high pitched skeksis voice) "Will you be my friend?" repeatedly. The disturbing manner in which said DM delivered the NPC ensured not one party ever said yes. Most ran in terror within a few minutes others attacked, the kobold would always disappear. No one ever learned what a yes would have meant but frankly the prospect was too terrifying.