All right...who's the wise guy who decided to release the Kraken?
The Parole Board, of course!
According to my sources, the Kraken was granted work-release and boarding in a halfway-house a few months ago (due to good behavior and prison overcrowding), but has been spotty about reporting to his parole agent.
Presumably a DNA test would identify the monster or reveal a new cryptid.
shouldn't it have been fish and chips?
fixed for my personal amusemenrtHeh! Thematically, yes, but it has the look of a chick's well-built breast.
Pinotage
shoulda tried napalm!
The Jade Emperor did it.All right...who's the wise guy who decided to release the Kraken?