Sea Monster in China

[Mark]

Chinese find 55ft 'sea monster' | The Sun |News

 

[Starman]

All right...who's the wise guy who decided to release the Kraken?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

All right...who's the wise guy who decided to release the Kraken?

The Parole Board, of course!

According to my sources, the Kraken was granted work-release and boarding in a halfway-house a few months ago (due to good behavior and prison overcrowding), but has been spotty about reporting to his parole agent.

 

[Mark CMG]

The Parole Board, of course!

According to my sources, the Kraken was granted work-release and boarding in a halfway-house a few months ago (due to good behavior and prison overcrowding), but has been spotty about reporting to his parole agent.

If all of their parolees were 55 feet long, overcrowding was inevitable.

 

[Wycen]

Presumably a DNA test would identify the monster or reveal a new cryptid.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Presumably a DNA test would identify the monster or reveal a new cryptid.

At the very least, Maury Povitch would be able to reveal whether it was the father or not.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Found the line, "One fisherman, known only as Hwang, 66, said he was astonished by the find", rather funny.

Is that his internet/twitter ID.

Okay, maybe it is not that funny.

 

[Scott DeWar]

That is his en world name.

 

[megamania]

...and there are bigger ones out there.......

 

[frankthedm]

Looks like a garden variety Globster.

 

[Scott DeWar]

strange, garden variety and globster don't seem to quite mesh in my mind.

 

[Pinotage]

The first thing that crossed my mind was 'chicken breast fillet'. Weird.

 

[Scott DeWar]

shouldn't it have been fish and chips?

 

[Pinotage]

shouldn't it have been fish and chips?

Heh! Thematically, yes, but it has the look of a well-grilled breast fillet.

Pinotage

 

[Scott DeWar]

Heh! Thematically, yes, but it has the look of a chick's well-built breast.

Pinotage

fixed for my personal amusemenrt

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That would be a funny looking bit of anatomy.

It looks more like a giant sized coney island whitefish than that.







(Godzilla and Hedorah got a thang goin' on...)

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Obviously they need to dynamite it....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4]Exploding Whale[/ame]

The Auld Grump

 

[Scott DeWar]

shoulda tried napalm!

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

shoulda tried napalm!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... malt vinegar!

 

[RainOfSteel]

All right...who's the wise guy who decided to release the Kraken?

The Jade Emperor did it.