Session #5 – “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?” (Part 2 of 3)
The dining room was a large chamber decorated with marble. There was a broad open window with intricately carved painted wooden shutters, which were open to reveal the beautiful pea-green waters of Drie-Hoek Bay, shining in the dying light of the evening sun. The long table was covered in lovely ceramic plates inlaid with tiny figures of golden swans, and tall intricate silver candelabras holding yellow candles.
Young Lord Swann’s family and entourage were announced before he was, as each of the signers of the Charter of Schiereiland stood at their chairs smelling the delicious food that had been laid out on a sideboard.
There was the citadel’s seneschal Corwin Locksley, a tall man of plain features and long blond hair, and the Grand Vizier, Tiperol Dust, a dark and handsome man in robes that were designed to suggest those traditional to the Academy of Wizardry, but did not cross the line to inappropriately similar. He could not have been more than five or six years older than Bleys; young to hold the obscure title of Grand Vizier. (1)
In came
Sir Novius Wilmus Swann, who walked over and shook Bleys’ hand with cold polite recognition. The well-known knight, now closing in on fifty summers, was married to one of the Margrave’s aunts, and knew the young watch-mage from his time at the
Golden Tower of the West, seat of
House Schemerhorn.
He nodded to others.
Decima Aurora Swann was a pale and swollen middle-aged woman with a nervous demeanor and an awkward gait. Timotheus greeted her happily, explaining who he was, as her young son, Heydricus, was being fostered at
High Talon. She had a breathy nervous twitter that was always echoed with a weak cough. Decima was followed by Novaluna Julia Swann, a young plump, but pretty girl of about sixteen years, with fine golden brown hair. Her shoulders sagged and she took her seat without looking over the guests.
Sir Septimias Benedict Swann was her brother. About the same age as the young noble guests, but with a prideful stature that made him seem older. He had the same golden brown hair as his sister, and upon hearing his name several members of the party remembered the
reputation his name had garnered:
Lizardbane.
The penultimate arrival was Lord Swann’s young sister, Octavia Camilla Swann. Quiet, pale and petite, she was dressed in long white dress with a black collar. Her strawberry blonde hair in two braids was wrapped up into bun and held together by a lovely scrimshaw comb.
Lord Septimias Gaius Swann entered last, not overly tall or particularly handsome, it was not hard to see eager youth in his eyes. He wore long white tunic trimmed in gold thread and tied with a black sash. His hair was darker than his sister’s, and he wore a sword to dinner.
There was little conversation during the first course, a pinkish crab bisque, but as plates of bitter greens drizzled with oil were served, the young lord began to address them.
“If you are permitted to say, what brings you, specifically, to New Harbinger so soon after the signing of your charter?” Lord Swann asked.
“We have traveled here only as a stop on our way to further journeys,” Laarus of Ra replied for the group.
“I will take that as meaning that you are
not at liberty to say,” Lord Swann let out a short laugh, and everyone around the table echoed it with forced laughter of their own. Markos noted that Novaluna Julia Swann still sat downcast, and her own soft laughter was delayed and brief.
“Would it be rude of me to bring up business while we eat?” Lord Swann continued. “I’d hate to bore everyone else, but you will forgive me these digressions from typical polite dinner talk, yes?”
Everyone nodded and agreed.
“I received a visit from Sir Quintus Gosprey last night, at quite a late hour for an unannounced visit,” His voice was a pleasant tenor made sour by a penchant to emphasis the lower registers of his voice, as if still playing at being a man. “But he made this business with the lizardfolk you aided him with seem fairly important. What is your take on these creatures wanting to pledge their spears to House Swann? Very unusual, don’t you think?”
“Unusual perhaps, but advantageous to your House,” Bleys said.
Telémahkos thanked a servant as his glass of wine was refilled automatically for the fourth time.
“That is very gracious,” Lord Swann said to him, as Markos thinking he was following proper etiquette loudly thanked a servant helping him as well. “But you should not thank servants… It makes them insolent.”
“If infrequent and sincere appreciation should not spoil them,” Telémahkos replied smiling.
“Well… As they say, different people have different ways to handle servants and children!” Lord Swann laughed again, and again it was echoed around the table. This time Markos had to fight off the scowl that was creeping on to his face. Julia Swann was coughing into her napkin. “But to continue with the topic at hand…”
“Was that all he said of the lizardfolk, that they wanted to be recognized in this way?” Telémahkos asked.
“He said there was some sort of misunderstanding with the lizardfolk and they had felt threatened, and that after a brief fight you had helped him convince them to abandon their violent plans, and to seek more diplomatic means of living peaceably with the people of Bog End as their neighbors,” the lord explained.
“I would not want to contradict the honorable knight’s story, but I would have to say they were never had any kind of violent intention to begin with,” Telémahkos commented. “As was said, it was a misunderstanding.”
“Yes, they seemed very agreeable,” Laarus added.
“Yes, they can sometimes seem that way,” Sir Septimias Benedict Swann joined the conversation. “Were you able to determine where their village is?”
There was a long pause as the signers of the Charter of Schiereiland looked at each other surreptitiously up and down the table. Finally, Victoria answered, “We required a guide to arrive where we found the lizardfolk, and I do not think any of us can give reliable directions to where that was…”
“And it was not a village,” Markos added.
“There is no village in the swamp,” Laarus of Ra put it more succinctly. “They came from the Disputed Territories and are still looking for permission to really settle the area, as we have said…”
“Yes… yes…” Lord Swann broke back in impatiently. “I will have to send my own agent…” He gestured to Sir Septimias. “For you know, even when such savage creatures make overtures to peace, their bestial natures cannot be trusted to maintain that attitude…”
“Excuse me…”Markos spoke up. “If I may ask, are there many people moving into that swamp? I mean, is it a disputed area that might see some conflict with the locals if the lizardfolk move in?”
Lord Swann frowned at Markos from way across the table. The skinny sun-tanned mage had been seated as far from the head of the table as he could be and not be across from the lord. Timotheus was on that end the table himself.
“What do I know of the swamp and its people?” Lord Swann asked dismissively, his voice rising up to its normal tenor in his annoyance, but he followed it with a smile and a laugh that was once again echoed by the other diners.
Bleys the Aubergine offered to return to the bog with Sir Septimias Benedict Swann to help with negotiations and investigations. He explained that having already made contact with the tribe, he might be suited to aid in the endeavor.
“We could all go,” offered Victoria. “Some of our members speak their tongue…”
“Really?” Lord Swann’s young face brightened with a mischievous smile. “Which is that?”
Markos raised his hand.
“Oh, you could you entertain us a bit with the strange lizard tongue?” Lord Swann asked, his youth becoming more and more evident.
“Certainly, I will be happy to entertain you,” Markos said, biting back his disgust. He stood and began to trill and hiss saying common and simply phrases while considered what kinds of insults he might slip in, but catching the eyes of Sir Septimias Benedict, he changed his mind, figuring there was a good chance the knight known as ‘lizardbane’ might understand him.
Everyone applauded politely when he was done.
“Oh! What a foul tongue!” Octavia Camilla Swann said in her weak voice. It was the first time she spoke, and she hardly touched her food. She appeared close to emaciated, with her high cheekbones jutting out awkwardly to distort what might have been a pretty face.
Suddenly, Telémahkos stood and barked some harsh syllables. “Can anyone guess what tongue that is?”
“It’s hobbo,” Timotheus said, and Telémahkos sneered, feeling that his cousin had ruined his fun by stating what he obviously knew. The discussion veered towards
hobgoblins, and the danger they posed in the north.
“Now
those are creatures that will never agree to the terms of the
Thrician Racial Covenant,” Timotheus commented.
“But that would not be the case with these lizardfolk,” Bleys brought the subject back. “And imagine being able to open up a new avenue of trade if this tribe could be used to guard the Beach Road… I would be honored to help negotiate such agreements…”
“Hmm, your suggestion about the Beach Road is a very good one… But, I will allow my noble cousin, Sir Septimias to decide if such aid is needed,” Lord Swann. “We handle our own affairs very well, and I have been taking a very open-minded and forward-looking approach to my newly acquired full lordship.”
Julia let out a little muffled laugh and then covered it with another cough. Her brother, shot her a disapproving look.
The next course was huge slabs of shark steak with a side of pilaf and steamed vegetables, and Lord Swann turned the discussion of news of the
Herman Land Civil War. (2) Lord Swann told of a tactic the
Black Islanders were now using. Adventuring parties were hired to attack crowded civilian areas, while a second group used the distraction to steal or destroy something. He mentioned the specific instance of the attack in
Swampstop market that was used to cover theft from the
Vaults of Draconis.
“It is a foul foul practice,” Lord Swann said. “It one thing to use such groups for a specific mission or accomplish some precise tactical attack to cripple war industry, but to purposefully do wanton damage to the general populace? There is no honor in such a means of war.”
There was speculation that such tactics might indicate desperation on the part of the Black Islands, but Telémahkos pointed out that all news he ever heard were in regards to the Black Islands winning battles and repelling invaders before they even got to shore. “The news sounds ill to me,” he said.
“What do you think of those that say the Magocracy of Thricia should become involved in the war?” the Lord asked.
“I would agree,” Timotheus said. “The Black Islanders are
Set-worshipers…”
“Long has the magocracy had ties with Herman Land,” Laarus said, his quiet even tone forcing everyone to listen closely to his words. “It may be that we need to come to their aid, not only for sake of friendship, but for a safer world.”
“But out own enemy is so close,” Telémahkos said, referring to the Kingdom of the Red God of the West. “I would hate for the Black Islands to somehow rouse up their desire to conquer all of the Spice and Thread Islands.”
“Oh! That would never happen!” The Grand Vizier finally spoke, dismissing the suggestion. “The Rubes hate
Setites as much as they hate any who worship the true gods of
Ra’s pantheon. They are not ones to make allies…”
“But might they not be manipulated into attacking?” Telémahkos asked.
“Heh… I guess that is possible, but regardless there is the matter of honor in aiding ones who aided us, as in the war against the Kingdom of the Red God of the West a few hundred years ago,” Tiperol Dust said, obviously proud of his own knowledge of history. “While they had to withdraw when their king died and his heir did not have the same fervent interest in pursuing the war, we cannot let that past flaw mar our alliance. We can show them what it is to finish a war… If their aid had not been withdrawn, perhaps today there would be no Kingdom of the Red God of the West, and the magocracy’s influence would hold sway over all of the Spice and Thread Islands…”
They moved on to talk about the current state of border disputes and skirmishes, and Sir Septimias Benedict Swann assured them that while there were more of late, there were not so many more as to be unusual or noteworthy. Lord Swann made sure to add that he felt the
halflings of
the Border Shires were helping to exacerbate the problem with their frequent jaunts into the Disputed Territories to seek out Rubes that might be found there and raid and sabotage their homesteads.
“But I thought you said you were in favor of retaking the Disputed Territories and the driving of the Rubes out of the there,” Timotheus said, referring to earlier in the conversation.
“Yes! But that is not for any one House or group of Houses to decide and take such actions on their own,” Lord Swann said. “
The Treaty of Devil’s Grasp was not made with one House, but with all of Thricia, and only the Margrave can rescind its provisions…”
“Perhaps the treaty can be re-negotiated, to split the Disputed Territories,” Telémahkos offered.
“Why should we do that?!” the Lord became flush with easy adolescent anger. “All that land was once ours, down to the southern tips and the fertile river delta. If we are going to re-take it, then we should re-take it all on principle alone!”
Dessert was a delicious custard. Afterwards, Lord Swann excused himself, and retired along with his sister and the seneschal. He thanked the young nobles for their attendance and offered them the hospitality of his house for their entire stay in New Harbinger. “Interestingly, my other cousin, Sir Septimias Benedict’s younger brother, was perhaps going to join your charter, and his father was in negotiations to do that when he was called abroad, and his son decided to accompany him instead.” (3)
Julia clucked her tongue, gaining another stern look from her brother and a roll of the eyes from Octavia Camilla Swann.
Another round of drinks were poured, and the table was cleared, as some fruit, cheese and crackers were laid out on the sideboard along with small cask of very fine ale. The remaining dinner guests stood to partake and mingle some before retiring for the night.
Victoria stood off a bit on her own listening to Bleys, Laarus, Markos and Telémahkos talk with Sir Septimias the Lizardbane about the Goldenstraw Lizardfolk and the knight’s experience with lizardfolk in general. Markos provoked the knight into telling takes of his exploits against lizardfolk in the past. Sir Septimias told a long tale involving the slaughter of an entire village (including crushing all the eggs), and how human corpses had been found in a hut hanging on hooks and being smoked. He described in grizzly detail their missing limbs and bitten out chunks.
“We don’t have to worry about any quandaries of demeanor in Schiereiland,” Telémahkos said. “Hobgoblins are always your enemy and always seek to kill you.”
Decima Aurora Swann kept Timotheus away from the conversation by taking her time in excusing herself with many little coughs, nervous laughs and awkward silences. He gave her news of her son, (4) and she thanked him and wished him a good night. Timotheus was then roped into a conversation with the long-winded Sir Novius Wilmus Swann, who told of his part in the raiding of the slaver city of
Highport. When Tim was finally able to get to the conversation with the others, it had moved to talk of the
Hobgoblins of the Blue Claw, and he leapt into the subject readily.
Markos pulled Laarus away to ask his cousin if he thought it was okay to return to their rooms. The young priest of Ra suggested his cousin stay longer as to not appear rude, so the former sailor stood to one side, looking around with discomfort. He noticed Novaluna Julia Swann was standing by herself, drinking wine. She looked up and caught his eye and sauntered over, dragging her feet in an unladylike manner.
“Who are you again?” she asked, with easy familiarity. Markos introduced himself and they talked a little about the
University of Thricia.
“Get tired of my brother’s stories?” she asked, with obvious disdain.
“I just worry that the situation with the lizardfolk will come to violence when it does not have to,” Markos said with his usual honestly.
“Heh… It is unfortunate that my father, the Re… the
former regent is not in power here anymore,” she replied, quietly, looking around. “He would not have sent my brother for a mission that requires a touch more delicacy that my sycophantic brother has…”
Markos looked at her a little cow-eyed, and then buried his face in his mug taking a long sip.
She continued, “It is too bad that we live in a society where power is inherited regardless of worthiness…”
“I… I am surprised to hear someone verbalize thoughts that echo my own,” Markos said.
“Well… My eyes have only recently been opened,” she replied. “I realized that even the words pledged to family could be cast aside for ambition…”
“Novaluna Julia…” Markos touched her arm with sudden affection. “Thank you…” She looked at him a bit nervously, and then looked down and took half a step away. Markos took his hand away, realizing he was breaking the rules of etiquette. “I…uh… just wanted to thank you for showing me that I am not alone in thinking this way.”
“Let us just hope that when the time comes for choices to be made that will effect the direction of our fine nation that those people who think as we do are not too afraid to speak up…” she replied.
Soon, the after-dinner mixer ended, and the young nobles were shown back to their room by a couple of pages with candles. Bleys and Laarus continuing a conversation about what the legal status of the lizardfolk would be if they served the Lord, but did not sign the racial covenant. After changing out of their nicer clothes, they settled back into the common room to continue their discussions, though Timotheus and Telémahkos took a little longer to arrive.
As Timotheus walked past Telémahkos’ room, the latter pulled his cousin into it. “Tim, come here, there is something I have been wanting to tell you for awhile now…”
“Sorry, but you’re not my type,” Timotheus smiled.
“You only wish,” Telémahkos said, pushing his cousin with playful aggression. He closed the door and kept his voice down as he explained some secrets to his cousin that he had long kept regarding the death of his brothers. Timotheus’ own brother had been among those who went down with the
Siren. Telie also revealed an aspect of the deal with Lowe he had not mentioned to the others; the merchant’s daughter.
“I just wanted to come clean with you, because I trust you,” Telémahkos said. “But the others don’t need to know right now.”
“I understand,” Timotheus replied. “There is no telling how Markos might react. You and he seem to really butt heads, huh?”
“Yeah, I don’t know what is wrong with him,” Telie said. “I think he is just jealous of me or something…”
“Yeah, what happened to him? He was so laid back and fun to be around when we first met, and then we get on the road and he changes,” Timotheus was perplexed. They rejoined the others. They had been left more fruit, bread and cheese, and slices of cold meat. There were several carafes of wine.
Worried that Sir Septimias Benedict Swann, the Lizardbane, would like no better than to slay the entirety of Chok’tem’s tribe, Bleys suggested that they would have to go back. “At the very least we have to warn the lizardfolk, even if we are not invited to accompany Sir Septimias Benedict,” he said.
“It might make more sense to go without him anyway,” Markos suggested. “If it is to give a warning…”
“I do not think we have to go back,” Laarus said, looking to Bleys. “The message has been delivered as promised, and now the due authority is looking into matter. We have done our part.”
“I disagree,” Markos said. And so discussion began again in earnest. Now, in addition to choosing between the Disputed Territories and Tribunisport, most of them felt they might need to back track to Bog End and warn Chok’tem. The debate grew heated.
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Laarus looked down at his hands. He found himself unconsciously rubbing at his fingers with his thumb. He wiped his palms for he felt some viscous sticky substance on them. There was a flash of white, and suddenly his hands were all that were in his distorted field of vision, they were covered in something black and sharp with the smell of brine and burning…
Wooden planks creaked beneath Laarus’ feet and he felt it pitch to one side. Suddenly there was an explosion…
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Laarus jerked forward and splattered bile all over the table. The others jumped back. The priest of Ra looked up and swayed for a moment before his eyes came into focus. He grabbed a napkin to wipe his chin.
“Heh. Laarus can’t hold his liquor,” Timotheus laughed.
“Are you okay?” Victoria put her hands under each shoulder to prop him a bit, but the priest shook her off.
“I am fine,” he said. “I have suffered from such spells since I was a child. It is nothing to be concerned about.”
The debate continued heatedly as Bleys stood and walked over to the doorway, still listening. Then, looking up and down the hall he hurried over to one end, where a guard stood at the foot of spiral stone staircase. The watch-mage could hear the murmur of his companions’ voices from here, and he knew that in total silence, what they discussed could be overheard. He asked the guard to fetch the court physician for Laarus, a servant to clean the vomit, and for a message to be sent for Oroleniel the Salmon to be summoned.
“I understand the lateness of the hour, but it is crucial Academy business,” he said.
When Bleys the Aubergine came back into the room, he reminded everyone to keep their voices down.
It was nearly an hour later that the half-elf watch-mage arrived. Before that, a little bald man calling himself the court physician arrived to examine Laarus Raymer of Ra. The priest of Ra accompanied the little man back to his cell, but refused to be examined, dismissing him, and re-joined his friends soon after.
Oroleniel was introduced to others, and was quickly brought up to speed about the situation with the Goldenstraw Lizardfolk and Sir Septimias Benedict Swann the Lizardbane. Agreeing that the knight could not be trusted to truly attempt peaceful means of resolution with the lizardfolk, he volunteered to go and make contact with them and warn them. He would invoke his authority as a watch-mage to insist on accompanying the knight.
“If I can’t get the powers that be in this town to like me, I might as well start getting them to dislike me,” Oroleniel said with a smirk of amused resignation. “If I need to, I can always recruit Sir Quintus Gosprey, you said you helped him…”
“Yes, do that,” Telémahkos suggested. “Just tell him, we told you that he knows what’s at stake…”
With that out of the way, the local watch-mage bid them farewell and left. The young noble adventurers put it to a final vote, regarding deciding whether to go to Tribunisport or explore the Kingstones. Bleys and Timotheus voted for the Kingstones.
“I’m not fighting ogres,” Telémahkos said as he raised his hand to vote for Tribunisport. Laarus, Markos and Victoria’s hands joined his.
. . .to be continued…
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Notes:
(1) Grand Vizier is a an obscure and antiquated term from the
Third Age in the
time of the Six Kingdoms.
(2) The Herman Land Civil war began in 563 H.E. when the Black Islands Barony attacked Teamsburg under cover of night in the first attack in a war of independence.
(3) This is a reference to Octavian Malathias Swann, who was to be a player character in the campaign if his player (Black Cat) had made the cut as part of the group. The naming convention for the Swanns and some of the basic organization/lineage of the House were developed with his help.
(4) The tradition of fostering children with other noble houses developed in the times when the noble houses often warred with each other in the
Third Age, as a means of keeping hostages and reinforce agreements and treaties. In the modern era, it is seen as a way to foster friendships between noble families and a means of getting a diverse education.