Two hours into the game session, the player running the dwarven druid mentions rather nonchalantly, "I'll bet you're all wondering what happened to my character's leg..." The right leg, below the knee, is now missing and replaced with a wooden prosthetic, he declares -- no one had actually noticed, of course, because there had been no discussion earlier about what passed between adventure nights.
"It was a lettuce cutting accident," he states. No further explanation is offered. After a pause, he adds, "I've given my character the appropriate dex' penalty."
I guess he thought it would be cool because a week earlier another player had decided that his character had lost an eye and was now wearing a wicked-looking black patch to hide the scarred socket. ... With the appropriate attribute penalty, of course. All in the name of macho angsty roleplaying.
I expect in a week or so someone will announce that his character's spleen has been removed.
Have you ever mutilated your own character, or seen someone else do it to theirs?
"It was a lettuce cutting accident," he states. No further explanation is offered. After a pause, he adds, "I've given my character the appropriate dex' penalty."
I guess he thought it would be cool because a week earlier another player had decided that his character had lost an eye and was now wearing a wicked-looking black patch to hide the scarred socket. ... With the appropriate attribute penalty, of course. All in the name of macho angsty roleplaying.
I expect in a week or so someone will announce that his character's spleen has been removed.
Have you ever mutilated your own character, or seen someone else do it to theirs?
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