Vyvyan Basterd
Adventurer
For some reason this reminds me of an old thread form the WotC boards going on about them needing to make a D&D cereal. It was more or less concluded that it would need a D&D mini prize inside, a map tile on the back, have little cereal PCs and monsters plus marshmallow dice (so it would have both crunch and fluff).
This I would buy! Especially if by D&D mini prize you mean an actual D&D Miniature.
The shoes OTOH would have their pros and cons:
Pro - You probably wouldn't have to worry about someone mugging you for your shoes.
Con - You might find yourself stuffed into a locker more often.