Session quotes

[Umbran]

Sometimes, players say things that are in-character, relevant to the session, but just pain awesome and funny.

From a recent trial run of Ashen Stars:

"Hm. Might be a bomb. Shouldn't eat bombs."

 

[Cristian Andreu]

"Hand holds sword, sword kills people. Vorgok pleased with arrangement"

"We're strong, we're brave, but more than anything, we're astoundingly impervious to common sense. Attack!"

 

[Hawk Diesel]

1) J - "Rapscallion!"
S - "Girls can't be rapscallions."
J - "Rap-scally...wench."

2) "I'm going to go in one of his windows and find the gold he... forgot to give us."

3) "Just because I'm a barbarian doesn't mean I'm stupid, just uncultured."

4) "I'm a half-elf, I don't need to defecate!"

 

[innerdude]

P: "I think we're going to need a diversion."
R: "Well then, I see no other alternative." (Drops trou and walks naked into the middle of the courtyard)

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E: "We need to talk to the mayor."
S: "We can't."
E: "Why not?"
S: "Weeeelll .... The mayor's dog and I had a wee bit of a .... disagreement yesterday." (Points meaningfully to his axe)

 

[Herobizkit]

Kinda risque, but:

"If I'm going to lose my V-card, it might as well be to an evil priestess - she's gonna die anyway."

 

[gilgallo]

"You should NOT pull random levers in a Dungeon"

...and he pulls it!

 

[Manbearcat]

This old school AD&D muderhobo game quip (circa 1993 I think?) has always stuck with me:

"Between your men (pointing to one PC and his followers), my men (pointing to his own followers) and Sherman (pointing to the final PC), I think we have the numbers to pull this off!"

 

[Umbran]

"They can't all be trapped!"

*Boom!*