[Severely OT] Should I call out of work today?

[blackshirt5]

It's raining, I don't have a car, it's a 45 minute walk to work, and I've got a splitting headache. What excuse should I use on my boss?(I was thinking of telling him that I got a tick embedded, since I did find one yesterday, I'll show him my burn mark, and that it made me sick, and trying to get a more computer savvy friend to make me a false note).

 

[Dagger75]

YES!!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Creative, entertaining, AND almost true. Do it.

 

[blackshirt5]

Done and done. Now time to read some Harry Potter, and work on my campaign some more.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Harry Potter

I'm sorry but you are now ordered to go to work no matter what. Try again next time.

((Can you tell I'm not a HP fan..errr...well, Hewit-Packard aren't THAT bad...I mean Harry Potter.))

 

[blackshirt5]

I'm sorry but you are now ordered to go to work no matter what. Try again next time.

((Can you tell I'm not a HP fan..errr...well, Hewit-Packard aren't THAT bad...I mean Harry Potter.))

In the words of my sister's oldest bulldog:

Piss off

I wish I could put up his picture, but it's 693K, the boards won't let me; too bad, you really get the full effect when you see him.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Your sister's bulldog talks...? Hmm...maybe there really IS nuclear waste buried up there in the Northeast.

 

[blackshirt5]

Nope, my brother-in-law's just insane and gives all 4 dogs there own little voices and quirks. He's a big lovable biker, and he's good to my sister, so we let it slide that he's completely crazy like that. In fact, he's gotten us all to do it.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Nope, my brother-in-law's just insane and gives all 4 dogs there own little voices and quirks. He's a big lovable biker, and he's good to my sister, so we let it slide that he's completely crazy like that. In fact, he's gotten us all to do it.

Ah...right...*makes note that the nuclear waste seems to be effecting the minds of those living in the Northeast...grins evily and makes note of that adding a "Test going perfectly" to end...eats note*

 

[blackshirt5]

Ah...right...*makes note that the nuclear waste seems to be effecting the minds of those living in the Northeast...grins evily and makes note of that adding a "Test going perfectly" to end...eats note*

You know what? I'm gonna use my Scanners powers on you, followed by my STICK OF PAIN!!!!!!!!!!