Okay, I've come up with the perfect solution for the golem problem:
First [someone's] friend burns a
wish to create a
portable hole filled with 5,000gp worth of kegs of highest-quality beer (since
wish can create an item up to 25k gp value). You take the beer out,
then you use the portable hole to teleport the golems. You get the added benefit of keeping the morale of the remaining Cagewrights high.
Man, I can't believe I'm not a published writer.
Okay, cliffhanger time:
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Chapter 396
Unable to defend himself, Benzan was helpless before the mohrg. The undead creature lifted a hand to deliver a crushing blow to the back of his neck…
But before the blow could land, a pale green beam lanced into it. The mohrg let out a subvocalized shriek, a thin tinny quiver in the air that was its only protest before it was
disintegrated by Cal’s spell.
The gnome came forward, alert for any other threats, until he stood next to the paralyzed couple. “Well, I’d hoped not to have to use that spell up so soon.”
Benzan could barely move his eyes, yet somehow he managed to express a lot in the look he shot the gnome.
Cal failed to see Mole, standing in the shadows a few feet away.
Slowed by the sorcerer’s spell, she hadn’t been able to effectively contribute to the battle; both the golems and the mohrg were all but immune to any damage she could unleash with her weapons.
Or that, at least, was what she told herself, as she stood there, covered by the darkness, trembling slightly.
“That was too easy,” Cal said, directing Lok and Arun to move their two paralyzed companions into a sheltered alcove far from the chamber’s two visible exits. Having seen Benzan affected by touching Dana’s skin, he warned them not to contact their friends’ bare flesh with their own. None of them had magic to dispel the paralysis, however, so they had no choice but to wait for the effect to fade. At least the
slow effect was quicker to vanish, and soon Hodge and Mole were unencumbered by that magical hindrance.
“Easy?” Hodge said, incredulous.
“I would have expected a stronger initial defense,” Lok agreed, although he favored his jaw, rubbing the bruised skin where a glancing blow had almost taken his head despite the protection of his adamantine helm. Cal drew out one of his healing wands, offering its benefit to the battered warriors.
“The taint in this place is unacceptable,” the planetar said, hefting her huge sword as she turned to the ugly golden altar. But she hesitated, and Cal too suddenly looked up, as though he’d heard something disagreeable whispered nearby.
“We are being watched,” he said quietly.
The planetar dispelled the invisible magical sensor, but none of them felt all that reassured by the knowledge that their enemies knew they were here.
“Mole?” Cal asked.
“I’m here,” the younger gnome replied, stepping from the shadows.
“Keep an eye on the exit tunnel,” Cal said, “In case the guards above heard the ruckus down here, and come down to investigate.”
The rogue nodded, although she looked distracted as she walked over to the far entry.
“I do not think that be a good idea,” Hodge said, as the planetar stepped up to the altar, lifting her sword with clear intent. The celestial positioned herself so that her body would shield the companions from any debris, then she smote the unholy object with the full force of her divinely-granted strength.
There was a flash of light, bright enough to dazzle them for an instant. When they could see clearly again, the celestial was gone.
“Wha? Where’d it go?” Hodge said.
“Some sort of trap,” Dannel said, scanning every corner of the room with an arrow nocked and ready to fire at in instant’s warning.
Arun had moved to the altar, but Cal cautioned him. “No one touch it,” he warned. “If Dana’s ally was transported somewhere, she can more than handle himself, but we cannot afford to be separated, not here.”
The companions watched nervously as the seconds passed, feeling as if time had suddenly slowed down, waiting for the attack that they knew could come without any warning. But nothing stirred in either passage, and after a few minutes Dana started to shift, groaning as her body reestablished control over itself.
“Tzadkiel,” was the first word she said, when she could speak.
“We do not know,” Cal replied. “The spell upon the altar is potent, and reeks with abjuration and transmutation—that much I could discern, anyway. It may have transported her away.”
“I… perhaps I have erred in bringing these warriors of light to our cause…”
“They serve willingly, against the forces of darkness,” Arun reassured her. “Do not second-guess yourself, priestess.”
“Let’s get out of this damned place,” Benzan said, accepting Lok’s help as the paralysis began to fade from him as well, and he leaned against the pillar behind him. Dannel returned the tiefling’s bow, which he accepted with a nod of thanks.
“We must assume that our enemies know we are here, and are preparing a more vigorous defense deeper in the complex,” Cal said.
“So it’s business as usual,” Benzan said, moving gingerly as feeling came back to his limbs, before taking his position at the lead of their company, facing the far exit. The tiefling reached down to the wand in his belt, grasping it and muttering the word of command that wreathed himself in magical
invisibility.
“Let’s go,” he said. The companions started out with Benzan ahead, and Mole bringing up the rear.
The corridor proceeded only a short distance, perhaps a few dozen paces, before opening again into another larger room. The stale scent of musty air and ancient decay hung thicker in this place, which had the aura of some long-undisturbed crypt. More thick pillars supported the ceiling, and like the first room gave the place a crowded feel to it. The chamber seemed to merge into a long hall that continued ahead as far as their light sources penetrated.
They spread out as they entered the room, wary of any signs of an ambush. The only thing of note was a stone object on the center of the floor before them. Arun shone the light from his sword upon it as he stepped forward into the chamber, showing it to be a stone arm, perhaps the remains of some ancient statue that had once stood here.
“This goes on quite a ways,” Benzan’s voice came from the direction of the hall. “It looks like it might bend to the right some distance down, but I don’t see or hear anything else from that direction.”
“Spread out, keep a close eye for hidden doors, traps, or anything else unusual,” Cal suggested. “Arun, with Tzadkiel gone, can you occasionally sense for the presence of evil auras?”
Arun nodded. Meanwhile Mole, the last to enter the room, walked over to the stone arm. “Hey, there’s an iron ring on its finger,” she said, bending down.
“No, don’t!” Cal warned, but he was too late as his niece’s fingers brushed the metal band. At that instant the four nearest pillars, at the corners of the room, exploded outward, showering them with pulverized fragments of plaster from the false pillars. Even before they could clearly see, they sensed movement where the pillars had stood.
“Enemies!” Lok warned, falling into a ready stance.
The cloud of plaster dust cleared, giving them a clear view of what faced them. The locations vacated by the pillars was now occupied by four humanoid enemies, clad in chain shirts, and armed with small swords and bows. Somehow the four had been preserved, encased in the false pillars, waiting to do battle against those who would intrude upon the sanctity of this place.
But that wasn’t the worst of it. For as the eyes of the companions rose to the faces of their enemies, they saw fierce, terrible visages, topped with a writhing mess of tangled hair.
No, not hair. Snakes.
Even as realization dawned upon them, several of the companions met the gaze of the medusae, and Cal, Mole, Benzan, and Dannel were all turned to stone.