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Should RPG art feature chainmail bikinis?

Should RPG art ever feature chainmail bikinis (& similar garb)?

  • Never

    Votes: 27 15.2%
  • On some female characters

    Votes: 114 64.0%
  • On all female characters

    Votes: 28 15.7%
  • Other (eg only on male characters)

    Votes: 9 5.1%


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I don't think possession or otherwise of ample porn collections is relevant either way, since it's not a poll about pornography in fantasy art. I suppose if you have a bikini or chainmail fetish a chainmail bikini could be pornographic (?!), :)
...but generally this stuff is just mildly titillating.
 


Isn't this funny...

While the religious institutions point fingers at our game of choice and scream "DEVIL!", we happlily go our way and make light conversation on the merits of chain mail bikinis on guys and gals.

Personally, I want to see more Mexican wrestler masks on characters. There really is a shortage on that kind of thing. Oh, and funny hats. More funny hats, please.

One note on my vote. I voted "on the ladies only". Not sexist, it's just that bikinis on guys is wrong, very very wrong.

Besides, the "guys" go around liek Fabio wearing their loin clothes and smeared with some type of muscle grease.

Equality? You bet. All's fair in love, war, and fantasy clothing.
 
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xjp said:
Personally, I'd like to see more female adventurers sporting the ringmail bikini.

There's no such thing as ringmail, you idiot. You might as well ask to see more male adventurers sporting a longsword codpiece.

Come to think of it....
 


I just think of it this way: if all the female characters have to be respectably covered up, then the same consideration must be extended to male characters as well, and then all you gamer-girls can't ogle your favorite Hero-Man's shapely abs and well-defined biceps. Gotta keep in mind what you're giving up, eh? ;)

(Unless, of course, you're a total prude and object to flesh on general principle - in which case what the hell are you doing playing something so politically incorrect as D&D anyway? :p )

- Sir Bob.
 


hong said:


There's no such thing as ringmail, you idiot. You might as well ask to see more male adventurers sporting a longsword codpiece.

Come to think of it....

Whaddya mean there's no such thing as ringmail? It has shown up in numerous gaming books that I know of. Ringmail was like cloth or leather with rings sewn onto it, IIRC.
 

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