D&D 4E Signature Voices for the 4ed books

[Rhiarion]

In another thread I read earlier, someone had the great idea of getting Sam Elliot to read the PHB.

For the sake of it, post who you would choose to read sections of the PHB.

I would enjoy hearing Sam Elliot reading the Fighter class and all the powers.

James Earl Jones would be great for the Warlock class and its powers.

Who do you think could take a section?

 

[Family]

Morgan Freeman; or Gordan Freeman...either way I'm good.

 

[Henry]

Who do you think could take a section?

John Moschitta could take the table of contents.

 

[Wormwood]

Introduction: Comic Book Guy
What is Roleplaying: Wil Wheaton

Races
Human: Ron Perlman
Elf: Eve Miles (I'm a sucker for a Welsh accent)
Half Elf: John Malcovich
Tiefling: Kathleen Turner
Dragonborn: Michael Dorn
Dwarf: Ray Winstone
Halfling: Ellen Page

Cleric: Ben Kingsley (Gandhi)
Fighter: John Goodman
Paladin: Samuel L. Jackson
Ranger: Sam Eliot
Rogue: Ben Kinglsey (Sexy Beast)
Warlord: Edward James Olmos
Warlock: Christopher Walken
Wizard: Bill Nye

Combat: Bruce Campbell
Spells/Powers: Rainn Wilson
Index: John Moschitta Jr.

edit: +1 Obscure Ninja points to Henry for scoopping me on Moschitta!

 

[vladbat]

I love Eve Miles reading the elf and it got me thinking all British-y.

Gnomes: Ricky Gervais (might as well read the MM too.)
Eladrin: Patrick Stewart (Fey Step...engage!)
Dwarf: James Nesbitt (using the Mr Hyde voice)
Teifling: Dame Judy Dench (If she can handle Bond and Riddick an infernal pact should be no problem.)

Wizard: Ian McKellan (much respect!!)
Warlord: Gerard Butler (This...Is.... (enter Realm Name here)!)
Rogue: Sean Connery (More a brute type one anyway. NO Knives only Guns!!)
Ranger: Sean Bean (Lets see him shoot arrows instead of catching them)

Equipment section: Graham Norton or Eddie Izzard (Stylish and Servicable!!!)

 

[Stormtalon]

For the elf, sorry, I'll have to see your Eve Miles and raise you a Shirley Manson....

 

[vladbat]

Good cal on SHirley Manson but maybe she's more.....SHADAR KAI!!

 

[Wolfspider]

I think this guy should undoubtedly read the Monster Manual:

 

[Rechan]

Fighter Exploits: Quentin Tarantino.
Monsters as PC index in the MM, and Roleplaying: Robin Williams.
Traps: Tobin Bell
Kobolds: Joe Pesci.

 

[MarkB]

Monster Manual undead and demons entries: Anthony Head.
PHB Magic and Spellcasting chapters: Alan Rickman.